Today, we celebrate giant spaceships, giant-er explosions, even giant-er plotholes, the most powerful speech in cinematic history, the man who used to be Will Smith, and... one sexy, sexy Jeff Goldblum. It's Independence Day.

These two men will be the judge of that, thank you.

Identity swapping + illegal dentistry x (Sinbad + Phil Hartman) = Houseguest, brought to you by McDonald's.

Jason Scott Lee glistens & kicks all kinds of ass in what may be the most subtle, historically accurate biopic (or bi-opic) ever made.  Or maybe it’s Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story.

Leave your brain at the door and inject yourself into Martin Short's ass. It's Innerspace.

Creepy puppets, child abuse (?), and... David Bowie.

It's Labyrinth.