A strained perspective on ear wax, hair pomade, and parking from Simon Eli Vella.  You will find his writing on Wordpress at https://strained.me/.  If you enjoy my podcast, please become my patron, and I'll narrate stories 2-3 times a week, https://patron.podbean.com/crowdfund/profile/id/9cvtx-3e8/Does-This-Happen-to-You.

The color of the Grand Canyon mixed with cheese puffs.  You will find more stories by Stuart M. Perkins at https://storyshucker.wordpress.com/.  If you'd like to hear more stories like this more than once a week, please become my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.

A Does This Happen to You? Thanksgiving,  courtesy of Meg Barclay, who you will find on Medium, https://bullshit.ist/@megbarclay.  Want to hear more stories like this, more than once a week.  For a $1 become my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/crowdfund/profile/id/9cvtx-3e8/Does-This-Happen-to-You.

It's the OhMyGod series, a new experience on a bike, by the Drunken Cyclist, https://thedrunkencyclist.com/.  Want to hear more stories like this, a few times a week, please become my podcast patron by clicking here, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.

A story about Tampax from Meg Barclay, who you will find on Medium.com, https://medium.com/@megbarclay.  And some Does This Happen to You? fashion and news of the week.  Want to listen to more stories like this, more often? Become my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.

What's that smell? It's the OhMyGod series. You will find the drunken cyclist here, https://thedrunkencyclist.com/.  Enjoy these stories and want to hear them twice a week, please become my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/crowdfund/profile/id/9cvtx-3e8/Does-This-Happen-to-You. More audio fun at just $1.

A robbing the cradle tale by Thunderpuff, who you will find on Medium at https://bullshit.ist/@ThunderPuff.  Connect with me on Twitter, @KrisKKAria and Facebook, www.facebook.com/KrisKKeppeler.

Our first story, Milk Teeth, is by Lizella Scott, https://medium.com/@LizellaPrescott, and our second story, Invoking the Affectionate Wrath of Aesop, is by Classical Sass, https://bullshit.ist/@kitch79. Loaded Bratwurst is one of my satire's, inspired by a parking rage incident. Enjoy!

A stripping story, by Stacey Keith. Visit her website at www.strippeddownthebook.com.  Connect with me on Twitter, @KrisKKAria, Instagram, or Facebook. If you'd like to hear more stories like this more often, become my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.

Trolling the scammers this week, courtesy of Susan Speer.  You can read more of her work on Medium, https://medium.com/@susan.speer.  If you'd like to hear stories like this more often, become my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.