Doesn't Matter, Nobody's Listening

Re-uploading a random night and a few too many drinks later. Apologies in advance if you're easily offended but chill out, they're just dumb drunk discussions.

Ever wondered what kind of weapon you'd fashion if you were in prison? Or if you can wake up one day and just decide that you're Chinese. Or have you ever thought who'd be a better action movie celebrity bodyguard? 

If not, then well done, you've never had a ridiculous drunk conversation with us. Apologies in advance if you're easily offended... but seriously, chill out.

We saw "The Drone" released in 2019 and directed by Jordan Rubin. A horror film with a killer Drone, that somehow silently stalks it's prey, lays out rose petals, transforms into a bigger talking drone and so much more.

If you love films that are so bad that they become so f**king amazing then you need to check it out. Kinda like how you need to check out our recap of it, because it's also so bad that it's.... well, not amazing, but, it's alright.

With more alochol in our systems than sense, we answer questions like, "Was Cheers better than Friends?" "Whats a logical number of vaginas?" and "What does the Crystal maze and the X-Men have in common?"

And they weren't even the quiz questions.

So don't expect to learn anything useful but hopefully have a few laughs as we try to do this without making too many obscene and disgusting remarks, spoiler, we fail, hard.

Come and have a go if you think you're bored enough

Sit back, relax, and have a Corona(virus) with the lads, because myself and Dan are joined by 4 of our friends, Josh, Reece, Milzy and Tim.

In true man-child fashion, we talk about the real questions like "What apocalyptic movie universe would be best to live in?" or "Who would Tim eat first, his cat or his Girlfriend"

Sorry about my audio, surprise, surprise, I'm an idiot and didn't realise my mic wasn't on.

Was Harley Quinn as unsuccessful as the media suggests. Did Jim Carey and a talking Hedgehog really work? Was the Ghostbusters reboot really that bad?

All good questions you'll never really get the answers to, from this podcast at least, but we'll still have a random chat about all of it in our own weird way.

At a time where the world's going crazy, drown out the madness with our ramblings, or don't, who cares, it really doesn't matter, nobody's listening.

What do Vegans, cavemen, Mexicans and a diet of only meat have in common? Nothing at all really but we somehow manage to chat about them in some way this week.

Sprinkle in some conspiracy theories about the Pyramids, Solar flares and Tupac and you have a standard Daine and Dan conversation that doesn't matter cause nobody's listening.

From "Rick, f**king, Dalton" to baby semen.

Two guys just chatting breeze and having fun when we were supposed to be talking about the Quentin Tarantino film, "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood".

But we got a little bit sidetracked and somehow deciphered the truth behind the real lifestyles of Hollywood instead, or at least, our version of that truth.

Our first recording of 2020 and it's a blockbuster edition. In celebration of the Oscars, we look at some of the categories and give our useless opinions and predictions for the winners whilst checking out some mind blowing 1 star reviews by other terrible reviewers on IMDB. Plus a little summary of the results at the end.

Forget the glitz, forget the glam, forget the powerfully emotive and meaningful speeches, cause we're not about that life.

Two non-religious guys talking about the definition of the meaning of life, we even mention the big guy in the skies, Galactus.

Another old recording but our first one with all the bells and whistles! Literally, sound effects provided by soundbible.com.

I'm getting slightly better at this editing jazz...slightly.