Dog House Empire

Ep. 59: February 3, 2016

On Today's Show:

Elvis in love with Ivanna Trump. JV is fat but strong. Stomach stapling accusation. Elvis’ scuddle butt walk. Dogs peeing on piano legs. Talking with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville. Resting bitch face. JV burned the clutch vs. Natasha wrecked the air damn. Things you can’t do with long nails.

Ep. 58: February 2, 2016

Are dogs dumb or smart? Marketing scheme. What makes a guy a loser? Elvis sleeps with a fan & night light. Elvis has partial rhythm. How many sex toys before you’re a freak? The Lip Plumper. Cyclist with hidden motor. Bank robbers hit 5 banks in an hour. Fart trapped in your jeans. Bad tacos.

Ep. 57: February 1, 2016

On Today's Show:

Moving dildo. Elvis owns a wallet. Eating a falafel through a football helmet. Aretha Franklin starts food line to lose weight. JV at the NWA concert. Ear-gasm. Rotten fish. Wiener cook. Cereal addiction. Woman found dead in a hotel w 2 monkeys in the room. Stole a stove. Animals with sexual fetishes. Elvis torching ants. Housewife recruited by Isis. Talking with our friend, former 49er player, Derrick Deese. More Mr. Foodman. Stale cookie gift.

Ep. 56: January 29, 2016

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Your hot doppelgänger. Elvis’ sexy license photo. Food you thought were healthy. Dog House super guest comedian DC Curry. Police save opera man. E-cig blows out a guy’s front teeth. Homes sliding off hill. 8 best pick up lines. Public urinals. New gas on demand app. The reason why guys draw ‘dongs’.

Ep. 55: January 28, 2016

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Guys who hate sports. Elvis the greatest frisbee player? Why is Natasha so emotional today? Roadkill feeds the homeless. Issue w stoned coyotes in the neighborhood. Selena’s time of the month & Natasha’s fertile. Oprah loves bread and losing weight. Natasha loves the smell of JV’s soap. JV officiating weddings & Elvis catering. Colbert destroys Trump. Super Guest Comedian Paul Rodriguez.

Ep. 54: January 27, 2016

On Today's Show:

Elvis talking to narcoleptic lady. Girl broke her iPhone but never been happier. Super guest Josh Duhamel. Bees attack JV. Prostate van. Teen died from drinking racing fuel. Michael Moore  says governor should be arrested for manslaughter. Cheapskate giving to Flint, Michigan. Nickname for JV's junk. JV & Natasha moving to Oakland! Blood guitar. Natasha pissed someone called her a hoe. Elvis a liar or forgetful?

Ep. 53: January 26, 2016

On Today's Show:

JV's hummer at the salon. Elvis and another man in the bathroom. Safe found in Pablo Escobar’s mansion. Questions Selena & Natasha want to know about guys. Natasha always gets hijacked. Parched & famished. Magnets curing cocaine addiction. John Elway gave Natasha money. Hillary’s cough & laugh. Matthew Perry can’t remember 3 years. Amazing grace.

Ep. 52: January 25, 2016

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Someone disses JV’s mom’s food. JV’s rap album. More on Elvis’ prostate. Natasha stripping? Dad found on a sex swing. Mr Foodman. Natasha impersonates Tina Fey who impersonates Sarah Palin. More racists. 20 foot tapeworm. Rat on a plane. Steven Tyler still partying. Marlon Wayans small junk. Super Bowl home rentals. Former trainer and now the host of The Biggest Loser, Bob Harper.

Ep. 51: January 22, 2016

On Today's Show:

JV’s superman onesie. Wasting money on life coach. Natasha’s impressions. Super Guest E-40. Robbers put gun to child’s head and steal hoverboard. Making out with Robert DeNiro. Skid marks and floaters. The guys ask Natasha & Selena more questions for A Guy Wants To Know.

Ep. 50: January 21, 2016

On Today's Show:

When Natasha takes photos.. Sitting first class. Robot taking all the jobs. Heart attacks & cuddle partners. E-40’s new alcohol. Dr. Phil is a jerk. Dead puppies. Human head transplants. Judge Joe Brown. Mayor Ed Lee’s mustache doing big things. What a wonderful world - postal worker hit with acid.