Ep. 19: November 12, 2015

On Today’s Show:

Great laughs. Dog House wants to endorse Chipotle. Morons with laser pointers. Katy Perry’s father attacked. Tyson Beckford can’t have Natasha Yi. Kim Kardashian has gained 52 pounds. Dog House super guest news anchor Dan Ashley. What’s that on top of your head?

Ep. 18: November 11, 2015

On Today's Show:

Apple seed poison. We might be in trouble. JV hates art. A woman calls JV stupid. The GOP debate. New technology for Super Bowl 50. Football players taunting dogs. JV’s proposal for protecting animals. Donkeys and Zebras and Zonkey’s “OH MY!”

Ep. 17: November 10, 2015

On Today's Show:

Brown water at JV & Natasha’s house. New apps we love. Elvis pissed off at JV & Natasha. We tried to hook up Elvis with another hot girl. Elvis sings a song to JV that is hilarious. Girls that actually say actually. Would you kill baby Hitler?

Ep. 16: November 9, 2015

On Today's Show:

UFO or missile? Elvis’ weekend injury. Pamela Anderson is cured. Things in house that hurt you when you’re drunk. Saggy pants. Natasha’s Code of Conduct Quiz. Tim Gunn hates the Kardashians. 50 Cent talks about being shot.

Ep. 15: November 6, 2015

On Today’s Show:

Natasha’s time of the month. School lock down over stapler. Comedian Bruce Bruce. Comic-Con in San Jose. SNL protested over Donald Trump. Ben Carson is nuts. Restaurant at the center of Shigella outbreak reopens. Should Elvis do his best friend’s ex?

Ep. 14: November 5, 2015

On Today’s Show:

Girl denies having sex with Elvis. The power of Putin. Odd noises from Donald Trump & Elvis. Eddie Murphy’s 100th child. Ronda Rousey on lube. JV’s nomination for Elvis’ new girlfriend. Annoying people at the office.

Ep. 13: November 4, 2015

On Today’s Show:

Bicycle run over by cab. Elvis hilarious but horrible commute. JV’s dad sex talk with his daughter. JV & Elvis rip Mayor Ed Lee and his mustache. JV’s massage at the nail shop. Elvis, JV, & Natasha team up to try and hook Elvis up with anchorwoman Marla Tellez.

Ep. 12: October 3, 2015

On Today’s Show:

Funny Star Wars super fan. TV anchor Marla Tellez. Having ‘the talk’ with kids. JV’s power trip at the stop light. National sandwich day.

Ep. 11: November 2, 2015

On Today's Show:

Elvis & JV tell each other “I love you!”. Carly Fiorina defends her Halloween face. Kenny G wants to set a record. JV still loves Chipotle with e-coli. Would Jesus carry a gun? A wonderful bird story.

Ep. 10: October 30, 2015

On Today’s Show:

Birthday cake in bathroom stall. White boys can’t handle it. JV tries to set up Elvis with newscaster. Tech guru from KRON4 Gabe Slate in studio. Caitlyn Jenner named woman of the year. New photo trend – nutscapping. Is Sarah Silverman funny? Natasha’s big scare.