Dog House Empire

Ep. 130: June 6, 2016

On Today's Show:

Botox cure for migraines. Studio stinks like a turd. Is Elvis' new girl a joke on him? Is Elvis' new girl nothing but a big prank by JV & Natasha? Other countries better than the U.S.? Talking with guy who eats nothing but Chipotle. JV & Natasha's death plans. Make a wish sex with JV. JV has pickled feet. Elvis loving everyone. Natasha's advice to lady with a salary gap. Natasha was licked. Too much water not good for you. The Poof Loofa. You haven't been showering properly.

Ep. 129: June 3, 2016

On Today's Show:

JV & Natasha pull a super prank on Elvis. We call Elvis' new girl Jasmine again. Interview with comedian Heather McDonald, former head writer for Chelsea Handler. And more...

Ep. 128: June 2, 2016

On Today's Show:

New drink at Starbucks people going nuts over. JV’s Saturday Starbucks animal feast. Calling Elvis’ new girl Jasmine. Carrot Top is rich. Elvis has a new roommate. JV admits something awful. JV’s dad says he has to kick his own ass. JV teaches lessons. Elvis had leak guards. Warrior talk. Rotisserie Chicken Day. U.S. economy is good.

Ep. 127: June 1, 2016

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Kim K takes 2 hours to get ready. Why can’t ladies be themselves. Amazing 13 year old opera singer. Show tries to imitate young teen. Guest billionaire Tillman Fertitta. Elvis’ new mouse friend. Guy sh*t on scanner. Domino Pizza bus. Things weddings guests hate. Why are bridesmaid’s dresses so hideous? Natasha upset with Elvis over his gameplay. IMYGirl Natasha’s advice - friend is mad over kids.

Ep. 126: May 31, 2016

On Today's Show:

WHOA! Somebody got a bad hair-dye job! Jockeys told they can whip horses even more. Elvis car got hit. JV & Natasha’s mystery nail in the tire. Elvis white nipple hair. JV porn embarrassment. Horrible porn titles. WORLD’S WORST PSYCHIC on the show! Fast food robot pizza. Zika virus will not slow the Olympics. High percentage of beards have sh*t in them. Lady killed in hammock. Elvis carpet don’t match the drapes? Elvis yelled at for helping dog. Kim K’s sex tape still on demand. Psychic Gary Spivey put a hex on 2 people - they died. JV’s hairy crack wax and laser.

Ep. 125: May 27, 2016

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Elvis’ quirky roommate. JV doesn’t want Elvis celebrating Warriors win after his negativity. Trump dating site. Long lines at TSA for what?! Elvis should join Trump dating site. Petition to stop people from moving to Colorado. 7 year old attacks robbers. Girl takes a dump in man’s driveway. And more…

Ep. 124: May 26, 2016

On Today's Show:

Elvis has a crush on our guest. JV apologizes for being mean to lady with a mustache yesterday. Talking in studio with hot mom Jasmine and 17 year old daughter Jezabelle. Dog House tries to help mother/daughter see each other’s side. Elvis in love with the mother - could this be his future girl? What did this tweet to Natasha really mean? Listener discovers photos of Natasha in public bathroom. Natasha NAILS an impression according to the guys. Elvis wants a scooter… hahahaha. Guy gets high and turns into a poop bandit. 60k jobs gone to robots. Natasha nails robot impression. Elvis discovered something that will change your life. Michigan panhandlers fined. Smoking cigarettes and pole. JV complains to Natasha about not leaving on time.

Ep. 123: May 25, 2016

On Today's Show:

Lady’s mustache at Safeway. Dennis O’Donnell talking with us about Warriors. Happy Birthday to our listener Moises. Rules of the Bro Code Part 1 and more Lame Bro Code Part 2. Talking with an expert about the evolution of the oral sex. Elvis’ ER bill. Natasha pissed on and sad. JV turned on by women breast feeding. A video of Natasha breast feeding is available online. JV and Elvis hate people.

Ep. 122: May 24, 2016

On Today's Show:

JV & Natasha at Chipotle again. Their pup Dexter throws up in car and JV puts his hand in it. JV's moldy hamburger. Natasha's segment has been officially STOLEN! We call the boss about it. New York Post says Biggest Loser contestants on drugs. Things you should never do as a wedding guest. Calling JV's old producer about why JV was stiffed at his wedding. Elvis says Chelsea Handler's new show sucks. Natasha wants to do prank calls with one of her 'voices'.

Ep. 121: May 23, 2016

On Today's Show:

Our night out Friday. JV & Elvis fat in small suits. Shocking new Yelp reviews on our show. Elvis turned into Gary Busey. Intruder tried to enter Elvis’ home. Natasha nails an impression of Gary Busey. We feel sorry for animals with no pee pads. JV had doo-doo on his nails? Did Natasha call Valerie homely? Selena and her hard G. Natasha falls off her chair in studio. Senior genitalia prank. Too little salt increases risk of heart attack. The Rio Sex Olympics. The female condom.