Dog House Empire

Ep. 100: April 14, 2016

On Today's Show:

A listener wants Natasha to have her own talk show. Seven gross things couples do-Popping each other’s pimples, trimming. You need to make $1 million dollars a year to get by in the Bay Area. Sports director of KPIX, Dennis O’donnell. Natasha gives sex advice. Getting past the horny hump. Kid with autism attacks crowd. JV mad at overpriced art. JV finger painted the bathroom. Natasha flashes back to first impression. JV claims no one really meets online for dating. Idiots on board Jet Blue. Natasha named her New Show. Elvis having sex with JV’s sister? Who is the REAL Elvis? Cuz I don't know who you are!

Ep. 99: April 13, 2016

On Today's Show:

Elvis' 20 doctors said he has high blood pressure. Elvis would probably back stab Natasha. Natasha’s super strong nose. Kobe Bryant’s last game. Elvis is a spoon & espresso cup thief. Elvis bizarre encounter with dead comedian Gary Shandling. Officers give up body cams. Psycho wears only underwear and socks into a high school. Things you learned about driving that are wrong. JV & Natasha on the sucker system. Jose's hilarious lava breathe.

Ep. 98: April 12, 2016

On Today's Show:

JV shooting at people. Natasha's door to door ice cream scam. Elvis’ aunt committed suicide but he got a bike w a banana seat & it made it okay. DH Army men looking good. JV fight with bugs. Natasha turns down big show offer. Dentist yanks a whole rotten mouth. Two sets of identical twins marry each other who can’t tell each other apart. Elvis has an evil twin. Baked glasses in bread. Called Natasha’s sister to fact check Natasha’s ice cream scam story. Natasha pants-ing, surprise ding-a-ling. Elvis exposed to live birth & execution. Talking with the author of "How To Smoke Pot”. Another strange caller during this interview.

Ep. 97: April 11, 2016

On Today's Show:

Natasha’s new nickname. Natasha’s family turns on her. Burger King prank. Who’s the klutz? Christie Ally backing Trump. IMYAGirl Advice about a crying baby at the gym. Amanda Jane Cooper from the Wicked musical in studio. JV and Natasha juicing and back to the gym. JV drops Captain America in public. Someone tries to steal Natasha’s man again?! JV proves he’s a great husband. Elvis can’t remember he’s been to the doctor 15 times. Horrible Trump shirt. Orange Stone National Park. Idiot Ass. Lady run over while sunbathing. Vietnam Vet saves Waffle House register. Laughing without smiling. Elvis now lives with a Yorkie dog who has a big one. Bird sex.

Ep. 96: April 8, 2016

On Today's Show:

Natasha’s spirit findings. People born on the same dates. Elvis went on a date. Lady crack in her crack. Pop life stories. Comedian Donnell Rawlings in studio. Natasha thinks the universe is speaking to her. Industry hating on The Dog House. Talking with The Property Brothers…. and more!

Ep. 95: April 6, 2016

On Today's Show:

JV found CP30! Natasha did something horrible to JV-today she reveals what it is. Trump destroyed. JV's peeper keeps coming out of his pajamas when he talks to Elvis. Truth is out- JV, Elvis & Natasha all lived together. Elvis now living with strippers and parrots. JV ruined a million dollar couch!

Ep. 94: April 5, 2016

On Today's Show:

When New Yorkers say HILARIOUS. KGO rip-offed our show! What counts as cheating? Flirting? Dirty Dancing? Holding Hands? Sex W Same Sex? JV makes out with his sister. Keys in your Keister basket. Is there a soul? Natasha tells JV “You don’t know everything!” Someone trying to steal Natasha’s man? Well-off lady on streets begging for money to pay her rent. Expert Mike Ramsey of Wall Street Journal talks futuristic cars & Tesla-strange caller ruins the interview.

Ep. 93: April 1, 2016

On Today's Show:

JV has no idea who people are at work. Slut or Experimental? Is Natasha pregnant? Elvis now eats at the movies like JV & Natasha. Trump not beating Hillary. Crack down on fake service animals. JV secretly threw away Natasha’s things. Sports questions. Who’s worse… the cheater or the rat? Tax payers spent $7 billion on stadiums. Slut debate. Would you watch your sister’s sex tape? JV & Elvis were adolescent pervs. Surgeon finds 18 toothbrushes in stomach. JV shares personal story being up high for 3 days. Charlie Sheen threatens he would pay $20k to kick ex’s head in. Knowingly knew.

Ep. 92: March 31, 2016

On Today's Show:

Walking around in your underwear. JV with his shirt off at the park? Natasha asks about handling bathroom. Tackling shoplifters. Why Trump cannot back track on abortion stance. Dan Dibley in studio to talk sports. Top 10 things people want more of. Natasha’s great come back to telemarketers. Elvis realizes he's now a senior. Sleepwalking violence. JV shares story of sleep walking to Noah’s Bagels. Dog House Super Guest David Spade. Elvis was Paco Lopez!

Ep. 91: March 30, 2016

On Today's Show:

Elvis says JV ruined his new love match. Lady at our house had bad feet. Trump campaign manager roughing up a female? Cat turds cause anger in humans. Idiot got a selfie with Egyptian Air hijacker. Who is more sexist? JV or Natasha? Natasha opening act for comedians? Two chicks spitting and hitting. Car bumper in stomach of a sperm whale. Guy falls off the cross during Easter Show. Guy drunk drives with wife on top of car. Natasha busts JV in a sleep scam. Top 10 jobs in demand. Cali drought still in effect. Cops ticketing dorks on bicycles. Raccoon gangs.