Welcome to Episode 20 of Doing the Most!
Scarlet and Mitchell are back — caffeinated, chaotic, and fresh off a “staycation” that went absolutely nothing like planned. From dreams of productivity to real-life drywall sagging, leaks, existential crises, and a whole lot of straddling in the shower (context matters, people), this episode covers it all.
In This Episode
• Staycation Expectations vs. Reality
Mitchell begins hopeful: tidy the garage, clear the studio, fix a leak, maybe even relax.
What actually happens? …Not that. At all.
Scarlet, ever the realist, focuses on laundry, exercise, meditating, drinking less, and tackling the infamous kitchen ceiling stain.
• The Great Shower Leak Saga
The shower has been leaking for months — but only if you stand in the middle (Mitchell’s “straddle technique” has been masking the problem).
Cue:
Misdiagnosed drain issuesABS pipe mysteriesA two-day battle with a corroded nutA ceiling cut open slightly larger than intendedMitchell and his son tag-teaming tools in a cramped ceiling cavityStill leaking? Yes. But less leaking. Progress?
• The Bathtub That Hasn’t Worked Since 2021
A flashback to Scarlet pregnant, taking a bath, and water cascading into the basement.
Mitchell thinks he has it solved… until a new leak appears above the fix.
Cue despair.
• Homeownership vs. Renting — A Debate
The couple dives into the philosophical and financial purgatory of maintaining an aging home:
Is owning actually worth it?Would renting be easier?Is equity overrated?Why does every home repair require cutting a hole in something?Why does Kohler call within 0.0003 seconds of you clicking submit?Scarlet: Wants simplicity, maybe a rental in Portland.
Mitchell: Wants someone else to deal with leaks, wiring, ceilings, roofs, and the existential dread of homeownership.
• The Psychology of Stuff-itis
Mitchell’s term for the overwhelming accumulation of things — especially in the garage.
Narrowing pathwaysBoxes that stare at you accusinglyEmotional spiralsThe Peter Penguin Dance to navigate clutterRomantic fantasies of a tidy workbench lifestyle that may never comeScarlet, meanwhile, is unbothered: “This is a lived-in home.”
• Holiday Spirit (Sort Of)
They put up the Christmas tree early because their son remembered a promise.
Does it feel festive? Hard to say.
Does the house still leak? Yes.
• What They’re Watching
PLUR1BUS on Apple TV+ (Rhea Seehorn + Vince Gilligan)
Four Seasons — comedy perfection for couples who argue about chores and plumbing.
• Haircut Anxiety: The Final Act
Barbers who don’t use enough clipper pressureThe sacred ear-crease hairsThe delicate dance of returning to a barbershop without offending anyoneThe elusive search for someone who cuts firmly and consistentlyThe emotional trauma of switching stylists
Scarlet: “Maybe just… tell them what you like?”Favorite Moments
“Straddle the drain so it doesn’t leak!”“Do the Peter Penguin Dance to get to the workbench.”“This staycation stole my soul.”“You romanticize everything.”“If you know a good plumber… please send help.”Call to Action
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