The Don recollects the time spent in Paris with his family.  He talks about the modern marvel of engineering, not enjoying museums, and the cost of beer in the City of Lights.  He stocks up on memories like he hordes bottles of booze for the morning after, so do yourself a favor and find a supply of your own to ride along with him.  

The Don is back from his three weeks in Europe with his family and has some stories to tell.  He couldn't get through his first two days in London without getting mad at gift shops, thinking Harry Potter is stupid, and trying to understand football fight songs at 3am.  And eating pasties in a train station.  Listen in to his Griswold-ian adventures.  

The Don describes what it's like to be on hold and have to go to the bathroom, grumbles about a tempermental fire alarm, Reef ads, and friendly/not friendly personality switches.  He was on a time restraint with this episode but he packed it all in.  Like his own fluid into a Funyun bag. Listen up. 

The Don gets critical on bad movies, urinal etiquette, and the challenges kids on Tik Tok face these days.  He's up in your face with this one, and details something bad that happened to his own face years ago. Listen in.  

The Don details the origin of his marriage proposal, the ills of Valentine's Day, a kid named Nathaniel in middle school locker room lore, and how his mental storage for the important things in life is depleting.  Listen in to see how he resolves these issues.  

The Don explores his tendency to get injured, planning for a very white trip out of his league, the reason why he can never get good haircuts, and how ugly people should always be nice, no matter what. Click and subscribe.

The Don tries to go live on YouTube and gets nothing from it.  But he still rails on neighbors who killed his childhood dog, the cult of sobriety and other scams, and how the porn industry can reflect on other careers.  Plus something about meth faces and good bodies.  Listen up or in.  It's a free world. 

The Don is back for the new year and tries to decipher medical emergencies, why people try to drive through rivers, and remembers a co-worker named Joy.  It's a wet and wild episode, will all the fixins'.  Enjoy.  

The Don had a rough time on a rugby road trip and beyond.  He yelled at friends, puked on a $170 blanket, and witnessed a near fight over a water bottle.  All of this was his fault.  Everything usually is.  Listen in to see how he learns to rectify himself.  

The Don's dreams of living abroad have died and he begins yet another stint in-country talking about pursuing new dreams, how to get out of voting in front of Trader Joe's, and the luxury of being able to roll down windows manually.  He might not be wealthy, but he's rich at heart.