Lost a friend recently. Got me thinking about the nature of friendship, and what it means to be a guy.

I'm a slow driver. So sue me. But first, here are some reasons you should be thanking -- and imitating -- my sluggish ways.

A bunch of rich Americans organized a military coup to install a fascist regime in Washington. Really.

I wanted my city-bound grandson to experience nature. He wanted to play video games. We both learned something        .

Many powerful people wanted him dead. Including a mysterious blonde who showed up in my office.

Almost with noticing, America has become a paragon of cruelty. Let's curb our self-righteousness before it destroys the very idea of America.

A suspicious census question raises an intriguing question: Instead of making it harder to vote, what if Republicans made it easier to like them?