Don't Be A Weenie

we would apologize for how many times we say "that's so funny" this episode, but that would be a weenie thing to do. Instead, take this long-awaited, somewhat anticipated, and arguably anticlimactic episode with: sodium lauryl sulfate! bad beach vibes! roller skates! tasers!

extra-long episode! halloweekend! book recommendations! kidnapper bus driver! creepy field and hauntings! carbonated poop! don't doubt yourself!

POV you're with gina while she's talking to jordan on the phone so jordan's audio is stinky phone audio. jordan doesn't understand technology and has slightly gross audio this episode, but the chaos is still vibrant! gina is jesus? enjoy!

Fifine! banana gas! pick up lines! save the environment! background noise! mansplaining!

sand and dirt! picky landlords! sleep demons! collegiate secession!

come be a podcast guest! meet ted and rosanne! animal sounds! tumblr history lesson! my little pony personality quiz!

birthday! cheese! calves and hills! blister remedies! murder hornet murder! little rat running around!

lessons in grapefruit chemistry! fire alarms! money management (kinda)! mulan sing-along ?

asmr! parties in the forest! starting a new job! pasta sauce vs pizza sauce! jordan talking way too much about grilled cheese sandwiches!

spa night adventures! gearing up for college! running! joining the tumbleweed hate club!