Don’t Be So Suburban

Don’t Be So Suburban

By John Bonilla and Brian PaszkiewiczComedy
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Don’t Be So Suburban episodes

  • 22. Heart on Lockdown

    RIP Penny!


    This weeks list

    A Saturday At The Ocean Front, Florida (WO) Man, Florida Pussy Patrol, They Were All Yellow, Beer Dildo, Final Destination, Pay Us, Chicks with Dicks, weird Tik Tok Trend.....plus were onto Jaime Lee Curtis and much much more!

    2 hr
  • 21. You're The Reason

    On this weeks list!

    Ladies, Ladies Ladies

    Poison on Aisle 1

    Welcome To The Devils Rectum

    Turkey Smash

    Grab The Bull By The Balls

    Then There Was One

    18 Wheeler Fun Time

    2 hr 15 min
  • 20. Not A Dental Geography Show

    The boys make it abundantly clear that they know nothing about dental procedures in the country of Turkey. Nor do they know America like they should.

    This weeks Suburban List for the episode

    Ladies Ladies Ladies, Poison in aisle 1, Welcome to the devils rectum, Turkey Smash, Grab the bull by the balls, Then there was one, 18 wheeler fun time, hey teacher thats my penis.


    1 hr 38 min
  • 19. Kerr, Knueppel, Knigga

    This Weeks list !!!

    The Pope Mafia, Glitch In The Matrix, Thank Heaven for 7-11, Count Your Days Max, You Cant Say That, Dump in the Dump, Alligator Alcatraz, Dongs In Buns, Bad Haircut, and Banana Hammocks! Please enjoy Like Listen Subscribe!

    2 hr 6 min
  • 17. The List

    Introducing THE LIST. Every week the boys are going to fill up the list with whatever they want, unknowingly to the other, described how they want, and selected by each other at random.....then the discussion begins...Here is a sample from the very first Suburban List.

    WWHD, Big Boat Go Drown Drown, Ball-Ber, Trouble on the Swedish Seas, and Fuck Fuck.....Fuckity Fuck.

    and more! Enjoy

    2 hr 6 min
  • 16. Outback Outfront A Bread Stabbing

    Hello....We begin with cool clips. Joy Taylor doesn't know how free agency works. How much can you get charged with and still get cool jobs. P Diddy diddles doody duddley party updates. We do a little movie talk....why Captain America is ass burgers...and we speak about an Outback Steakhouse experience where the bread tragedy will haunt us forever. Bye!

    2 hr
  • 15. Paszkiewicz Palace

    Were recording on location at the Paszkiewicz Palace this week. No Bathroom? No Problem we say. To start a little recording before the recording as John breaks down everything Brian has to offer on location. AI models and hacked accounts and down syndrome? have taken over facebook......A hispanic, an asian and a potato have a baby.....How long do pregnancy tests last? According to HBO 26 years. We get into Indonesia drug penalties, mushroom trips maybe..

    1 hr 16 min
  • 14. Jackets in June

    The Suburbanites are back for another episode. Someones wife is balding. People are pooping in buckets for another month. Joey B and his cancer diagnosis and how it compares to work. New Orleans prison break, Some instagram clips. Were killing bears but saving coyotes. One of us is dressed like Mick Foley and Much Much more

    1 hr 34 min
  • 13. Dead and Scheduled

    We are back and in good graces and one of us has to be on potty watch so racoons don't attack our privates. We begin with a wholesome clip to get the blood pumping. Who has a bathroom who doesnt? Classic roleplaying of some quotes from the diddy trial and we recap what has been discussed up to this point. How dead does one have to be to be not scheduled? Who is a dad? who is on a zombie apocalypse show? We answer all these questions and much much more.

    2 hr 2 min

About Don’t Be So Suburban

From the publisher's feed

Best friends of 20 years Brian and John come together to try as hard as they can to sound like they know what they are talking about. Each episode they catch up on the previous weeks events before presenting the Suburban List. The list holds a number of topics chosen by the boys ranging from headlines you may or may not have heard, personal experiences or ideas and thoughts the two may have. More often than not they end up having more questions than answers.