Don't Be Weird About It

xTo be weird about it, or not be weird about it?

THAT is the question.

Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of haters on TikTok,

Or to take arms against the sea of comments about our vocal fry,

And by opposing delete them?

To report as spam: to block;

No more; and by block to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That any woman who is perceived on the internet is heir to, ’tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish’d.

Yeah I bet you didn’t think I was going to put my BFA Shakespeare ass education to work today did you?!?! Anyway, that’s not even in iambic pentameter and if you already knew that then I need you to click play immediately on the episode because you are in the right spot. And if you didn’t know that, literally no worries queen, we are mostly going to talk about Romantasy and hitting on men dressed as pirates. This is a safe space.

And we’d love to know what would YOU do with a drunken sailor?? Let us know in the comments ye scally wag!!!!

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Oh. Well imagine. As I’m pacing the pews in a church corridor and I can’t help but to hear! No I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING!!!!

Many people don’t know this, but that’s actually the end of that song and it’s also exactly what every guest and person on instagram will say when they see and experience Maggie’s wedding which is approaching faster than you can say “Don’t Be Weird About It”

On this ep, we chat through some details of Maggie’s aforementioned holy matrimony, advice for future brides, and share some of your scandalous, kooky, crazy, wedding stories for all to hear!!!

Now that you’ve finished reading this episode description, imagine I’m throwing rice for you as you move your thumb over to hit play! Play now or forever hold your peace!!

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THERE’S BEEN A MURDER!!!

Well not exactly right now or like statistically maybe there is a murder happening right now but that’s just a coincidence and we’d like very much to not be implicated in that crime wherever it may or may not be happening as you read this. UM anyway — the point is CRIME! Don’t be weird about it!!

Today we are deep diving into all kinds of crimes: crimes that have happened to us, crimes that have happened to other people, crimes that have happened in the fashion world. And we bring literally no nuance or insight at all to the evergreen hot topic: the Death Penalty!

By listening to this podcast you are actually legally waiving your right to be weird about it, so if you do end up being weird about it, in the words of Olandria: “I hope you have your lawyers ready bc I have mine”

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Ok ladies now let’s get in Formation because today’s very special episode of Don’t Be Weird About It is going to get the people bodied: it’s Beyoncé vs Taylor Swift!!!!

Yes we are getting spicy today as we debate the beauty, the skills, the style, the star power and much more of America’s top Pop Divas! While we are a house divided, we are also a house of respect so while things may get HEATED, don’t be mean and say you’re sorry.

This level of debate is rare and you’ll be able to say you were there so don’t you dare Hold Up…are you ready for it?

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Guess who’s back in the house?! No really guess! … guys come on just guess.

Fiiiiine we’ll tell you: US!!! That’s right, your favorite podcast is back and ready to rip so let’s commence the aforementioned ripping.

We’ve both been traveling in our time away which has inspired us to spirited debate on topics such as when it’s appropriate to be reclining seats on planes, bare feet in public, and the question Shakespeare himself pondered: to pre-check or not to pre-check?

Your flight is boarding now! Stow your luggage, buckle your seat belt, and pray to your preferred god because DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT is taking off now!!!

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YOOOhoo big summer blow out!!!

Yes y’all you know what that means: it’s time to lock in on what’s most important in life… Love Island! Camp! The World Cup!

We go all out for this summer themed episode as we prep to take a wee summer recess but never you worry — we will keep the content coming in so many ways. Substack! Instagram! TikTok! If we were signing your yearbook we would say “You’re perfect never change! Stay in touch! HAGS! LYLAS!”

Xoxo,

Bailey and Maggie

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Hey!!!! We’re podcasting here!!!!

Pour yourself a cup of cawfee and you better hope the cheese is chopped because today’s episode is all about the greatest city in the world: New York!!! That’s right, we’re in an Empire State of mind as we chat about our first visits to the Big Apple, the appropriate speed for walking, subway etiquette, and much more.

Ok hold on, I don’t know if anyone even reads these so if you do, can we talk? I thought it would be funny to include a bunch of New York themed songs in this episode description. Cute, right? So I pull up the lyrics of Billy Joel’s “New York State of Mind” as a matter of course. I know them by heart! I’ve always known them! I’ve just never really thought about them… Overall, the sentiment of the beginning of the song is just like “yeah you might want to vacation somewhere relaxing and pretty, but I love the grittiness of New York”. Cool. Totally get the point. I can get behind that. But then the bridge gets a little weird and I’ve never thought about this. The lyrics are:

It was so easy living day by day (sure)

Out of touch with the rhythm and blues (ok this could allude to being in suburban America, away from the hustle and bustle of the city… sure)

But now I need a little give and take (cool… and what is the give and take?)

THE NEW YORK TIMES, THE DAILY NEWS

“The New York Times. The Daily News”. He says. Just out of nowhere. The New York Times. The Daily News. Names two publications. What do these newspapers have to do with anything besides being based in New York? Do they provide the give and take? And then the best part is he repeats it again later in the song and then just absolutely wails “OHHHHH” right after that??? I mean????? I guess this is the guy who wrote “We Didn’t Start The Fire” which is literally just a list of things. So simply naming things isn’t far off for him, but I’ve really just been ignoring the lyrics “The New York Times. The Daily News.” my entire life and letting the saxophone solos and complicated piano trills lull me into a state of adoration. And you know what!!! If you ever see me in public and this song is playing, pretend you never read this and join me in singing “The New York Times. The Daily News.” As loud as we possibly can.

Okay anyways don’t be weird about it, click play, and START SPREADING THE NEWS*! Bum bum badadum bum bum badadum……

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All aboard the big yellow school bus because we are going on an adventure today as Maggie and Bailey relive their favorite school field trips! We will journey through space, time, and multiple Ken Burns documentaries as we accompany them on their way. Will you learn things you never thought you’d want to learn about the civil war? But, of course!!! It’s not about what you want to learn, but instead what we force upon you!

Now you must away to distant lands and times! If Don’t Be Weird About It be the food of love, play on!!!

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We hope you are ready to Align your chakras and Wunder what’s Under the unbreaking smiles of every Lululemon employee you’ve ever interacted with because we are ready to Define what our time working there meant to us. We also get into the ABCs of the sweat life culture, getting hit on at work, and randomly golf?

Hey we just had a lot to clear okay!! Now let’s get out there and educate on the fit and feel of the products so we can meet our stretch sales goal!

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As the esteemed Faith Hill sang weekly for the better part of fifteen years: I’ve been waiting all week for a Wednesday morning! Ahhh she was such an OG fan of ours. :)

Well lucky for you, it’s time for the episode you’ve all been waiting for. The showdown of all showdowns. Our whole lives have been leading up to this.

(Newly retired) NFL QUARTERBACK TIM BOYLE IS IN THE HOUSE! Tim lets it all loose on us and was not weird about it for even a second (he’s totally one of us). We chat all things from growing up catholic, Travis and Taylor, Broadway, and Ayahuasca ceremonies that bring new perspectives on life and colorful worm metaphors to the field. You might even learn what a tight end is!

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