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- Episode 29: Aurie StylaAurie Styla (Comedian & Actor) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.It's a really funny chatty hour of a show this week - full of tales from the audition room; including dance call fails, running laps, hangovers, witty 12 year olds, 5 Hour wasted drives, and what happens when a cocky 12 year old tries to take control of the casting room!?The guys also talk performing at Kid's Parties, Character performing, and just WHO is the promoter that has Aurie so Vexed!?--Support the show by buying us a coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod--Follow Aurie on Socials Instagram.com/AurieStyla or twitter.com/AurieStylaFor news all of Aurie's many wonderful projects, visit auriestyla.co.uk--Email your audition stories into the show at [email protected] & Tell your friends to check us out!--If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :)Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.--Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-WalfordCo-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb CarterWith thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds#Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions1 hr 6 min
- Episode 28: Rob MadgeActor and Writer Rob Madge (Twitter Content King!!) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.This week's show is rammed with audition nightmares - including some that you sent to Rob, so for the first time ever a guest reads some to our host! We hear how a hungover (still drunk, really) actor managed to just about blag it, how a soft drinks casting ended up in curtains, how a pair of Spider-man pants factored into Rob's audition life, and how a tap dance routine caused someone to have their day come crashing down. All this and LOADS MORE TALES TOO. Honestly it's a BUMPER week!Email your audition stories into the show at [email protected] & Tell your friends to check us out!If you've enjoyed the episode and are able to, support the show by buying us a coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod - All proceeds go towards making the show better.--If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :)Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.--Follow Rob on Twitter for hilarious content - Twitter.com/Rob_madge_02Follow Rob on Instagram - Instagram.com/robmadge02Support Rob by buying him a coffee - ko-fi.com/robmadge--Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-WalfordCo-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb CarterWith thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds#Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions #robmadge #actor #theatre #broadway #westend #musicals #madewithanchor AhC8tibRAuo9Zi5ZUOqs53 min
- Episode 27: Emma Norman
Casting Director & Actor Emma Norman (Maven & Associates) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.
It's the last show we recorded in 2020, and was technically recorded out of Lockdown!
Full of brilliantly funny tales, wise advice and experiences from Emma's time casting productions from the West End & Global TV, to UK Tours and more. We talk Cracks, Cracks, and Cracks; Bad behaved celebs and some proper cringeworthy moments sent in by our listeners.
When IS the right time to tell someone on the panel you like them!?
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Follow Emma on Socials @TheStuffOfNorms @MavenCasting
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Email your audition stories into the show at [email protected] & Tell your friends to check us out!
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If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :)
Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.
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Support the show by buying us a coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod
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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford
Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter
With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds
#Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions1 hr 9 min - Episode 26: Jessica Bartlett-WalfordSinger, Writer & Talent Agent Jessica Bartlett-Walford joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear!All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.That's right - CHRISTOPHER'S WIFE IS ON THE SHOW ! :)Jessica and Christopher get carried away and it's a show full of laughter. Today also marks the first episode of DCUWCY recorded with both people present in the room!We hear times where Jessica wore the wrong outfit, where an Actor wore his Daughter's outfit, TWO Aerosol disasters & Christopher finds out what his wife was like in auditions past! They also speak of the pride they have now as their clients head to auditions too.It's the greatest Audition Addition and Removal episode ever. What a finish!!!--Follow Jessica on Social Media - @MrsJessBW--Email your audition stories into the show at [email protected] & Tell your friends to check us out!--If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.--Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-WalfordCo-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb CarterWith thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds#Wales #WelshActor #Theatre #ActorMuso #Comedy1 hr 5 min
- Episode 25: Sooz KempnerStand Up Comedian, Actor, Singer & Twitter Thread Queen, Sooz Kempner joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.What. A. Corker this episode is. We hear from listeners who experienced severe food related tummy issues at a dance call, MORE Audition-in-a-flat drama, Sooz tells us her infamous Holiday Park tour audition for a notorious London Panto producer, and have you ever had to audition as a Goth, or a Fly on a Windscreen? #MoistAlso - Happy Birthday.*** There are some Swears in this episode - nothing too bad ***CONTENT WARNING - There's some Poo Talk - but .. we all do it ;-)--For all the info you need on Sooz, visit her Website - www.soozkempner.co.ukBuy tickets to see her perform in December 2020 HEREFIND ALL OUR PREVIOUS EPISODES ON ANCHOR.FM/DONTCALLUSPOD & LISTEN ON ANY PODCAST APP!--Email your audition stories into the show at [email protected] & Tell your friends to check us out!--If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.--BOOK YOUR PERSONALISED SANTA VOICE MESSAGES BY EMAILING [email protected]--Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-WalfordCo-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb CarterWith thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds1 hr 8 min
- Episode 24: Alun Saunders
Welsh Writer, Actor & Drag performer Alun Saunders (Connie Orff) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.
It's a brilliant show this week that'll fill you with utter joy.
It's the turn of Actor Musician disasters, an injured flute, tales of audition travel, and woes of when you try and play the game, but get shut down straight away.
Fans of Seal will love this show.
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Follow Alun on Twitter - @AlunSaunders / @ConnieOrff
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Email your audition stories into the show at [email protected] & Tell your friends to check us out!
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If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).
Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.
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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford
Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter
With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds
#Wales #WelshActor #Theatre #ActorMuso #Comedy1 hr - Episode 23: Kiki Deville
International Cabaret & Burlesque Icon KIKI DEVILLE, joins CHRISTOPHER BARTLETT-WALFORD to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.
This week, the episode is full of times when Bins took centre stage, we hear the story of a rather pushy stage mum, Kiki tells us all about her 'The Voice' Audition, we talk Reality TV castings, and the single most incredible, awkward, lengthy, surprising & utterly ludicrous Girl Band audition story is told & YOU. ARE. NOT. READY!
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If you have the means, Kiki would love you to support https://www.derianhouse.co.uk, a Charity she is patron of.
Find out all you need to know about Kiki Deville by visiting https://www.kikideville.com/
Watch Kiki on The Voice - Season 3 - Here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8gSg6rFpQM
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Email your audition stories into the show at [email protected] & Tell your friends to check us out!
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If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).
Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.
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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford
Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter
With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds
#Cabaret #Burlesque #TheVoice #AllTogetherNow1 hr 13 min - Episode 22: Jess Robinson
Multi award winning Comedian, Impressionist, Singer & Actor JESS ROBINSON (Spitting Image, Britain's Got Talent) joins CHRISTOPHER BARTLETT-WALFORD (All Together Now) to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.
One of our most disaster filled episodes yet; this week is full of stories including WIDE song stances, bloody noses, instant karma, nearly cutting your ear off, and what happens when a sweaty thong causes crippling embarrassment?
Jess tells us the brilliant story of her Little Voice audition, shares with us some excellent tales from her Auditioning career, and we dive into the audition process for Britain's Got Talent (The UK version of America's Got Talent).
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Head to jessrobinson.co.uk for heaps of content, her socials & to watch her perform through 1000 voices!
Listen to Jess' Podcast STARS IN YOUR EARS - HERE or head to twitter.com/starsinyourears (It's genuinely incredible & like a gig in your ears!)
Watch Jess' Britain's Got Talent audition HERE
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Email your audition stories into the show at [email protected] & Tell your friends to check us out!
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If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform.
It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).
Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.
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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford
Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter
With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds
#JessRobinson #Comedy #Auditions #BGT #AGT #BritainsGotTalent #Castings1 hr 7 min - Episode 21: Tim Mahendran
West End star Tim Mahendran (& Juliet) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford for a giggly journey through listener's audition disasters. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.
This week we delve into the world of surprise Heels dance calls, cracking when the waiting room can hear you, running late, getting drenched at the worst time & Tim tells us about his wonderful Audition process for West End smash hit, and multi Olivier Award nominated & winning musical '& Juliet'
SPIDER!!!!!
There's also bonus biscuit chat at the end.Email your audition stories into the show at [email protected] & Tell your friends to check us out!
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If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform.
It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).
Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.
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FOLLOW TIM ON TWITTER ! @TIMMAHENDRAN
Share the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod
Share the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod
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Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford
Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter
With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds
1 hr 6 min - Episode 20: JJ GreenActor JJ Green joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford for a giggly journey through listener's audition disasters. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.JJ is an Actor living with Autism, and joins us for a unique look into the world of castings and how his condition contributes to his daily Audition life.We share many funny stories from the casting room, but also learn a huge amount about how the industry can adapt in very minimal ways to make people's lives with the condition, a lot easier. It's a really heartwarming, honest, funny and emotional chat about an Actor's Audition life on the Spectrum.JJ has also written a play about his experiences, and we talk about how he will now move from in front to behind the table to Cast his own play!--Email your audition stories into the show at [email protected] & Tell your friends to check us out!--If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.--Follow JJ on Twitter - @131JJ to find out more about his play & support him.--Share the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspodShare the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod--Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-WalfordCo-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb CarterWith thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds56 min
About Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
From the publisher's feed
A comedy podcast, looking at when auditions and castings don't quite go to plan.
Join host Christopher Bartlett-Walford, and a guest from the world of Theatre, Film, TV or Comedy to dissect listeners' casting disasters, and delve into their own back catalogue of audition fails! Reminding us all it's ok when things don't go to plan, and we're not alone when it does!
Get in touch; submit your audition stories at [email protected] - they're all Anonymous.
Don't call us, We'll call you !