Don't Care Podcast

Harry Brown returns to the "studio" to share some speed dating strategy, brainstorm some brilliant inventions, and talk about who will get all of Matt's stuff when he eventually dies.

Carmen, Chris, and Matt theorize on why there are less brown squirrels in the city and then go down a really weird rabbit hole about porn trends and proper pirate strategy.

Nurse April comes through the Don't Care Studio to talk with Carmen, Chris, and Matt about the first ever Don't Care cookoff and the biggest dick she's ever seen.

Joined in studio by surprise guest, some stupid gnat, Carmen, Chris, and Matt relive the magic that was speed dating and prep for the cooking competition to end all cooking competitions. Seriously this should be the last one.

Carmen, Chris and Matt return from a hiatus. Tinder, Speed Dating and Belize are brought up.

Matt welcomes Tony into the Don't Care Dome to drop some truth bombs on dating girls with children, winning the lottery, and racism in the WWE. They also try to piece together clues to jokes Carmen left on a notepad. Today's episode brought to you www.slumberparties.com, your number one source for...slumber party stuff?

Carmen, Chris and Matt figure out the pronunciation of comparable, talk football and find out who would have sex with old men.

Carmen, Chris and Matt get into deep discussion with a goose expert.

Carmen, Chris and Matt discuss minion smuggling, polaroids vs machine guns and read some fan poetry.

Carmen, Chris and Matt discovers how crackers are made. The best local porn shop. And relive Chris's dating life.