We're back for a very chaotic game of Fuck, Marry, Kill!

Warning: You probably shouldn't use headphones when listening to this episode.

We discuss our LGBTQ identities and our experiences with not being straight.

 In the wake of a traumatic experience, we calm down by looking at Mary's Tinder and retelling some of her dating app horror stories.

It's 2019 and we're tired of the love triangle trope, so here are some love triangles that we think could work as a throuple (and some that definitely couldn't)! 
Warning: This episode contains spoilers for Sense 8, Jane the Virgin, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and The Great Gatsby.

We answer MBTI Instagram's most deep and pressing questions. It gets deep, y'all. 
Drink every time we say "like" (but actually don't because you'll get alcohol poisoning lol).

Can you guess which weird musical is real? 
Follow us on Twitter! Our handle ended up being @drinkjudge_ 

Songs featured: "Little Shop of Horrors," "The Abduction," "Michael in the Bathroom," "Of Thee I Sing," and "It's a Privilege to Pee"

Welcome to the first episode of Don't Drink and Judge! Mary and Lora play with the Fashion Diva Sticker Book and too much fun with it. For photos of our weird sticker creations, check our Twitter @drinkjudge_

A drunken study of the "they're just like us" trend. 
Sorry, headphone users. This is a hard one. RIP. 
Also, we did get the email, so send questions and comments (not foot pics) to [email protected]!