Dont Embarrass Yourself

Dont Embarrass Yourself

By Malcolm XavierComedySociety & Culture
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Dont Embarrass Yourself episodes

  • Keep Katt Williams Away From My Funeral

    Malcolm, Cameron, and Elijah discuss things that people with Parkinsons shouldnt do, a man trying to hide from police in a chimney, people in New Orleans hunting a rouge dog, Viagara being in health supplements, people you dont want at your funeral, and a Battle of Katt Williams impersonations took over

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    41 min
  • Patrennessy?!?

    Malcolm, Bryan, and Jazz take shots of Patron & Henny while discussing bryan’s inability to handle caffeine, the allure of free cocaine, crying on social media, fighting giraffes, and caring for mentally ill football players

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    2 hr 8 min
  • You’re A Hostage, Whats The Duress Phrase?

    Malcolm, Lou, & Jazz discuss Patrennessy, drunk women beating up men, their behavior during arguments, why men pursue women and then lose interest, being with someone who has split personalities, and phrases to let people know we’re a hostage

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    1 hr 34 min
  • The Dissection of Lou

    Malcolm, Lou, Jazz, and Bryan compare being tased to fighting Mike Tyson, sex with lights on vs off, saying “line” when you dont know how to respond to someone, play Hood You Rather, and discover that Lou is up to HEINOUS activity

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    1 hr 21 min
  • Who Sleeps In Socks?!

    Malcolm, Lou, and Jazz discuss getting CPR from someone with bad breath, Jazz lists her top 5 tattoos that says a man is a hoe, Malcolm wants to talk about women saying “men dont have money”, a new tactic for lawyers is discussed, and Lou has a weird reason for sleeping in socks

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    1 hr 18 min
  • The 3 Aeropostles

    Malcolm, Lou, & Jazz discuss her top 5 least attractive hobbies, Bryan having having a fraudulent doctor, why Roosters scream, tackle an age old hoodie argument, and play Hood You Rather

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    1 hr 27 min
  • You Ever Tried Fried Placenta?

    Malcolm, Cameron, and Elijah discuss whether or not they’d sell BOTH testicles for $10M, Low Cost No Cost Vasectomies, Jump scares in porn, sleeping with a mortician, an ultrasound revealing something other than a baby inside someone, and shower masturbation

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Melanated Couches?

    Malcolm, Bryan, and Jazz discuss whether its worse to have a face for radio vs bag over your head, if there is a manly way to get a condom, Building a horror game specifically for black people, and Top 5 worst immersive experiences

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Vampires or Assless Pants?

    Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss saying “we need to talk during sex”, Lou’s potential to be an ass-eater, Lou said he ate a porn cake, women wearing straps to the club, people improving because of their side-piece, what percentage of baby mamas still sleep with their baby daddy, and play hood you rather

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Did She Cheat On Her Ragdoll? (Bulletproof Trump)

    Malcolm & Cameron discuss hit and runs, a deleted Burger King tweet, the failed Trump assassination, living in a town full of werewolves, a woman having a rag doll family, and things they love or hate about doing stand up comedy

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    1 hr 29 min

About Dont Embarrass Yourself

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What started as one mans dream to become a radio personality, is now a podcast attempting to bring you thought provoking commentary in a terribly organized art form