Don't Evolve Me

Join hosts Jake and Brandon in this special episode as they meticulously dissect and critique Christopher Nolan's iconic Dark Knight Trilogy. From the brooding streets of Gotham to the Batcave's secrets, no stone is left unturned.

In this episode: 🦇 Each movie gets a thorough examination, with Jake and Brandon sharing their thoughts and insights. 🌌 Villain ranking: Who stands out as the ultimate adversary? Dive deep into the minds of the trilogy's antagonists. 🎬 Movie ratings: From Batman Begins to The Dark Knight Rises, the hosts rate each film on a scale of 1 to 5, revealing their favorites and disappointments. 🤯 Jake's surprise take: Brace yourself for Jake's unexpected perspective on a key element of the trilogy.

Whether you're a die-hard fan or a casual viewer, this episode promises to unravel the mysteries and complexities of The Dark Knight Trilogy. Tune in and discover if Gotham's hero still holds up in the ever-evolving world of superhero cinema.

The hiatus is over and Season 2 is here with a bang! A bunch of Star Wars news and The Last of Us casting news dropped in the last two days. Jake is here to give you his take on all the news! 5 Star Wars projects were announced including a new Mandalorian and Grogu movie along with a Rey Skywalker film. Abby and Jesse were announced for Season 2 of The Last of Us. Enough text, lets queue the music!

Welcome to the first Don't Evolve Me Award Show (DEMAS). Michael joins Jake as he announces Don't Evolve Me's choices for best game, movie, and TV show of the year for nerds! As well as the biggest disappointments of the year. For the last time in 2023 and season one of Don't Evolve Me. Let's queue the music!

Embark on an enchanting quest with us in this special episode as we dive into the mystical realms of Dungeons & Dragons! Join our beautiful dungeon master Tom "DMT" Chatfield and intrepid adventurers: Jake (host) as the loud ADHD Rogue, Brandon (Invincible guy) as a quiet halfling monk, Donald (Star Wars guy), as a lawful paladin, Romero "And you know what it is" Green (One Piece, Symposium) as a motivated sorcerer, and Ernie "Kill Cassie" Gardner (Marvel guy) as a vengeful Rogue, bring to life a captivating tale filled with Viking beatings, critical failures, Karen's and absolutely zero Viking titties. Queue the Music!

In this episode, Jake reviews every 2023 movie or tv show he meant to review. He'll review the Films: The Marvels, Blue Beetle, and TMNT Mutant Madness, as well as the latest season of Loki. Jake gives his ratings for each episode, and how superhero fatigue is one of the reasons for the delay in reviews. Queue the music!

Jake and Brandon are back in the podcasting arena, and this time, they're breaking down the explosive mid-season finale of Invincible. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of emotions as they dissect the jaw-dropping Omni-man revelation that has left fans in shock.

In this episode, our hosts delve into the heart-pounding battles that ensue, dissecting the choreography, surprises, and character developments that make this finale a game-changer. From intense face-offs to unexpected alliances, no stone is left unturned. Queue the music!

Welcome to the inaugural episode of A News Longie, where Jake and Brandon dive deep into the latest happenings in the entertainment world. In this episode, the dynamic duo unravels the intricate details surrounding the conclusion of the Sag-AFTRA strike. But that's not all—prepare for a cinematic journey as they sift through a myriad of updates on filming schedules, release dates, tantalizing movie rumors, and not one, not two, but three blockbuster trailers that have just hit the scene. So, buckle up, hit play, and let the News Longie team guide you through the latest in the world of entertainment. Queue the Music!

Get ready for an adrenaline-pumping episode of "Don't Evolve Me" as we unravel the latest installment of Invincible - "This Missive, This Machination!" Join our enthusiastic hosts as they serve up fresh takes and dive deep into the multiple storylines, with a special focus on Allen the Alien's mysterious origins. Please wait for the end, as we excitedly nerd about the twist ending Jake has been warning us about. Get your Fresh Takes here!

Hello! This episode is definitely not an AI-generated one nor is this description. Today, your host Jake asks AI random questions in an attempt to create some entertainment. The results were anything from nerdy, hilarious, and meh to nonsensical. Join Jake and Michael as they react to AI's responses and talk about todays Nerd culture. Lets Queue the Music!

In this Fresh Take, we're delving into the exciting world of Invincible Season 2, Episode 2. Join Jake and Brandon as they dissect the various conflicts that Mark grapples with, and delve into his character development. We also explore how this episode lays the groundwork for the season's overarching storyline. If you're a fan of Invincible, you won't want to miss our in-depth analysis and discussion! Queue the Music!