Don't Evolve Me

In this chilling episode of Don't Evolve Me, join your host Jake, and his enchanting witch of a wife, Sapphire, as they embark on a spine-tingling journey through the twisted timelines of the Halloween movie franchise.We kick off this special series by delving into the first movie of each Halloween film continuity. From the iconic 1978 classic directed by John Carpenter to the reimagined Rob Zombie version to the latest edition of Michael Myers in the 2018 film, we'll explore the origins, the thrills, and the horror that set the stage for these enduring cinematic nightmares.Jake and Sapphire, with their unique blend of horror expertise and supernatural charm, bring you insights, fun facts, and behind-the-scenes stories that will make you see Michael Myers in a whole new light. Join us for a frightful yet fascinating look at the cinematic evolution of Halloween and the enduring legacy of the Boogeyman. Let's queue the music.

Welcome to a Bat-tastic episode of our podcast! Join us as we dive into the dark and often campy world of Batman, as we review and rate every film from the iconic Burton Schumaker Era.From Tim Burton's atmospheric gothic masterpieces to Joel Schumacher's flamboyantly colorful escapades, we'll dissect each film and explore the evolution of the Caped Crusader's cinematic journey. Who wore the cowl best? Which Bruce Wayne portrayal left the biggest impact? We'll discuss our favorite Batmans and their equally important alter egos.

Welcome to a Bat-tastic episode of our podcast! Join us as we dive into the dark and often campy world of Batman, as we review and rate every film from the iconic Burton Schumaker Era.From Tim Burton's atmospheric gothic masterpieces to Joel Schumacher's flamboyantly colorful escapades, we'll dissect each film and explore the evolution of the Caped Crusader's cinematic journey. Who wore the cowl best? Which Bruce Wayne portrayal left the biggest impact? We'll discuss our favorite Batmans and their equally important Villains! Buckle into the Batmobile as we queue the music!

Welcome back to another exciting episode of our Star Wars-centric podcast! In this episode, we dive headfirst into the captivating new Star Wars series, "Ahsoka." Over the course of this season review, we'll be discussing the climactic final three episodes, dissecting the season as a whole, and analyzing the compelling characters that have graced our screens! Let's buckle in and prepare for this listening adventure that takes us into a new galaxy far far away. Let's queue the music!

Join us in this thrilling episode of 'Don't Evolve Me' as your host, Jake, and guests Tom, and Ernie, embark on a high-stakes mission to draft a team of MCU villains with one goal in mind: destroying Cassie Lang.

In a plot that could rival even the Avengers' greatest battles, our hosts discuss, strategize, and assemble their sinister lineups, each filled with iconic MCU villains, to create the ultimate threat to Scott Lang's beloved daughter, Cassie. Will they choose Loki's cunning, Thanos' raw power, or the cunning of the Vulture? Tune in to find out as they reveal their dastardly masterminds.

But that's not all! Stick around as Jake, Tom, and Ernie take a deep dive into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, sharing their thoughts on their favorite and least favorite MCU villains. From the menacing Thanos to the mischievous Loki, no character is safe from their scrutiny.