Don't Expect Anything

First off, apologies to fans of the Holy Bible and The Smurfs for our classic Gilgamesh/Gargamel mix-up at the start. It won't happen again. After that initial embarrassment it's on to Jeremy MMM Costa and his protégé Josh, as they explain how to be cool. Like the needy little thing he is, Huw asks to be brought into the cool club and is methodically introduced to Slatham Latham's Three Point Plan to attain ultimate style.

These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

On this week’s episode, Jeremy sits down with the mysterious figure behind The Church of J.I., the enigmatic Aunty Vaximus, as he searches for a new system of beliefs. Aunty Vax explains the origins of her church through the story of Great Grandpappy Vaxx of 1901 before exploring her various interpretations of the wider world such as brown-eyed people, sneezing and bathroom techniques. Following this, Jeremy undergoes an initiation exam.

These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Facebook: @deapodcast https://www.facebook.com/deapodcast/

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

Another late night, two-man installment begins with the usual nonsense you might expect. However there is actually a topic this time which concerns various members of a crew coming together to pull off an elaborate diamond heist!

This week, Liv ‘Soup’ Staffieri welcomes the decrepit Trutunia and Harold G. Murbles of the Hampton Murbles to the show. Their seemingly eternal marriage is full of interesting stories, from Trutunia’s performing past and her dalliance into the mead business to Harold turning away from his father’s plum sauce empire.

The Murbles have been together for many a year and their heart warming tale will uncover the many secrets to a long lasting marriage.

These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Facebook: @deapodcast https://www.facebook.com/deapodcast/

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

After opening with some stories about pooping in the pool, the Talkie Boiyz address some more serious topics born out of a fan request. Film, culture, arts... the roof seal; this one's got it all!

These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Facebook: @deapodcast https://www.facebook.com/deapodcast/

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

After a cold open discussing cold cuts, Josh and Huw are surprised by Jeremy’s confession to his piracy past aboard the dreaded ship, The Bloody Dachshund. He explains the origins of the Coconut Fun Day, pirate’s intense hatred of all things digital and the peaceful Mute-Knee that led to him being crowned Captain.

These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Facebook: @deapodcast https://www.facebook.com/deapodcast/

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

Olympic Fever is sweeping the nation and even the Talkie Boiyz can't escape it! After a brief discussion on chuckin' stuff and wrestling-themed water dances, these three 'athletes' design their very own and far superior pentathlon.

These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Facebook: @deapodcast https://www.facebook.com/deapodcast/

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

This week, Jeremy is all alone in the studio, ready to do a solo record when suddenly Huw and Liv burst into the studio after being missing for 3 days.

Covered in snow and outlandish royal jackets, the duo recount their recent adventure in the magical land of Farneara. Meeting Mr. Hummus the family man-centaur at a frozen lamp-post, Huw’s dalliance with a female clothes-horse and their role in the heated rivalry between ski-resort owners Big Daddy Lion and the evil inventor, The White Witch.

These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Facebook: @deapodcast https://www.facebook.com/deapodcast/

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

The podcast barely gets underway before Jeremy is once again choked out by a certain caped crusader. This time our hero(?) has misplaced his supervillain list and, instead of locating it, proceeds to talk nonsense for thirty minutes. World's greatest detective!

These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Facebook: @deapodcast https://www.facebook.com/deapodcast/

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

While Liv and Jeremy are trying to record a podcast about their cat, the old DEA Podcast Topic Jar bursts into the room to get some answers for being neglected. The life and times of a glass jar are explored, from being filled with Nonna’s bolognese sauce/love to living in the sewers with his rat friends, this jar of topics really has led an interesting life.

These Talkie Boiyz are crying and begging for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Facebook: @deapodcast https://www.facebook.com/deapodcast/

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g