Don't Expect Anything

Josh is eager to master a crane down on the docks for $2,000, Huw throws boiling hot jam into an enemy’s eyes and Jeremy invents a whole new segment on the fly.

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Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

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Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

The Watchie Boiyz are jacking back into the Wachowski’s digital world as they turn their attention to the first of the highly divisive Matrix sequels. Having never seen it before, Keegan is simply a pebble attempting to hold back the tsunami that is Jeremy’s love for this film. With a discussion brimming with topics such as supreme leather outfits, what it means to have conscious choice, the deconstruction of the hero’s journey and chocolate orgasm cakes, the Talkie Boiyz definitely leave no stone unturned. Seriously, this leads to them dissecting every line of the infamous monologue given by the whitest man ever to sit in a lame office chair.

Will Keegan like this much maligned movie? Will Jeremy suffer an aneurysm during one of his many nerdy monologues? Only one way to find out...

This week utter chaos breaks loose as Keegan brings a game to the table. With his trusted lackey Huw, they play the game of Snaps to see if the Talkie Boyiz can crack the code and play along. It’s a full house this week with all the Talkie Boyiz joining in.

Will anyone crack the code? If so, who will it be? All these questions and no more will be answered.

These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

For some delicious bonus Sunday Funday content, The Watchie Boiyz make their debut by ‘jacking’ into the Wachowski’s genre defining, dynamic altering, sci-fi franchise. Jeremy’s utter love of these movies causes various nerdy freak-outs while Keegan’s first time truly experiencing this cinematic gem leads to a desire for the Matrix lifestyle and a debate on the pros and cons of digital prostitution. Will Keegan remember anything that happens in the film? Will you, the audience, be able to stand Jeremy’s various shrieks of delight? Only one way to find out...

SPOILERS from 20 minutes in.

Jeremy somehow became a mayor overnight so it’s up to the Talkie Boyiz to become city planners, law enforcement, transportation experts and keepers of fine jewels… everything a good city needs. With special guest Deacon Mew becoming one of the Boyiz this week, his great mind for slogans and architecture will be put to good use.

These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Loosen up with some Improv games and jump into Keegans quest to make up a good name for once. This week the Boyiz discuss chastity belts and cupboard doors, sounds like real riveting stuff… Then wedding attire! But this ain’t no ordinary wedding, It’s your evil step mother’s wedding so correct attire is pretty crucial.

These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Jeremy “doesn’t” want to talk about the manga Akira so Josh and Huw prepare themselves for a DEA Post-Apocalypse. From covering themselves in smelly bodily fluids, hide and seek as a legitimate form of survival, the bo staff being the greatest ass-whooper around and becoming the Iron Chef of the rubble.

These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur

Slap on your bicycle helmet, pull on your fishnet body suit and get out of the way from the all-powerful mantis shrimp. This week the Talkie Boiyz are getting into construction as they combine their mighty minds to construct the perfect house. Huw is reinventing air travel, Josh proposes a drifting kitchen and Jeremy is a nervous toilet person.

Also their private architect stops by to help with the final, deranged touches.

These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur

A lack of respect for scheduling leaves the first half of the show in a state of flux as some of the Talkie Boiyz discuss their ideal big breakfast. How much bread is too much bread? Can baked beans be good? Should brussel sprouts be treated with some L.O.V.E.? Then, Keegan brings back his keyboard ‘hot take’ and gets absolutely lambasted before everyone collaborates on door-meat.

Break Song: Deuces by Kevin MacLeod

These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur

And so, we have reached the final installment of the second annual Month of Keegan. Yet, before Keegan B. Mew can send it off in style, he is beset by a mutiny as the rest of the Talkie Boiyz have created their own ‘Keegan Games’ to celebrate their June overlord. Huw’s turning celebs into food, Liv boils down the essence of films and finally, Jeremy delivers his pièce de résistance.

LONG LIVE KEEGAN, THE ONCE AND FUTURE HOST!

These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur