Don't Fear the Keeper

What's better than an Alocke interview? How about TWO Alocke interviews?

We only interviewed him once, but man, that would be special. On this week's episode, your hosts review some somber action from last week, try to give things a positive spin, and explore this week's matchups.

Seasons and hosts come and go, but the pod remains. It took us a few segments to figure out who was hosting the show in this pairing of unconventionally durable wrists, but once we hit our stride we were off to the races. We talk through a Browns win, jump to conclusions, and interview a featured owner certain to make this pod sound like Pepsi Cola.

You ever notice how there are a million songs about love, but only one song about the pod being back in town? In the first episode of the new league year, your hosts review the draft, initiate the newbies, and look ahead to the rest of the season.

Bobby FF All the Way to the Sweet Sixteen

In another hosting shuffle, Chuck and Colin join forces to dive into the mind of Alex Avila... and take our word for it, it's a terrifying place. We mount some moments, ask the tough questions, and overall bring the horsepower in this final installment of Hog Knocks 2023.

Your hosts are back to analyze... another host. The performance standard really needs to be raised on this show. They spend their time acquiring some new hobbies, talking brown, and looking ahead to next year.

This is officially a Zencastr hate account.

Your hosts are back to analyze ... one of your hosts. In another episode revolving around a repeat offended, they try to keep things fresh with a history lesson, a battle of brothers, and a movie score to make the Commish proud.

I hope Chuck listens to this as he applies his salves and tonics.

As a wise man once said: BRRRRRRRN. Your hosts kick off the second run of Hog Knocks with a repeat offender, but he's a really nice guy. Seriously, salt of the earth this guy.

The ending might be my favorite edit ever.

All it takes is one groupchat message. On this special offseason episode, Diesel is joined by two guests to recap some league events, make an announcement, and talk television.

The king is dead, long live the king

On this week's super-sized episode, your hosts return to full strength for a recap of the playoff's events. They also take some time for not one interview, not two, not ... okay it's two interviews. But that's still a lot by our standards. Stick around through both for a very special announcement.

Ask not for whom the hog knocks; it knocks for thee.

Ok, it's more short than special, but it is here. On this week's nontraditional episode, Diesel takes the reins for a quarter hour of glory.

The pod intends to return next week for a postseason mega-episode, so stay tuned and stop bothering me.