Don't Fear the Keeper

Look, I edited it this time. On this week's very festive installment, your hosts welcome an honored guest to own up to some mistakes of the past, critique some presents, and look ahead to the playoff future. 

Please, God, don't let this be an episode that we think is fine but is actually significantly too mean.

Diesel and the Stoat are reunited and it feels so ... late. The hosts look at the spicy playoff race and recap the key matchups that set the stage for the Moving Week. Later, they Swim on over to Mt Rushmore for a sleigh ride through the sounds of the Yuletide. Enjoy this return to normalcy during your Christmas travels.

In not too long, John's parents will be dropping in on our recording sessions like Sam Casa.

This really is a DFTK episode of all time

Diesel and... the Stoat? The Owl? Thee Stallion? Whatever, your hosts briefly discuss the events of the past week and look ahead to a huge week of matchups as the playoffs fast approach. They even take like 3 minutes to award the Wheelbarrow, so never say we do nothing for you.

Since the Macy's Parade is over, this episode counts as a Christmas present for all of you.

Owl and Diesel are back and (mostly) on time with an episode that recaps a relatively pedestrian week of action, the Stoat's surge up the picks standings, and the enigma of a man who is above all things himself. We are joined by a mystery guest to talk life, love, and losing the league. 

I think I finally have the audacity to say this is editing business is pretty easy...

Fuck I forgot the wheelbarrow audio

As the tanks start their engines, the league begins to take shape heading into the playoffs. Diesel and the Stoat cover the last week of action, hand out a well-deserved wheelbarrow, talk about love, and predict next week's matchups.

I'm starting to worry that I'm addicted to alliteration. 

Fuck, I did it again.

A slightly more normal week for your podcast hosts comes after a weekend that was anything but. The hosts cover the ups, downs, and all-arounds of this past week of matchups, begrudgingly give out a wheelbarrow, and relive some unhappy memories. They even find time to look towards the end of the season. What can't these guys do?

I know this one is Zust a bit late, but hopefully the added anticipation only enhances the experience. Owl Michaels skips Aab and Diesel talks through the wire as  they discuss a humble Mike, voodoo Gary, and shitty Colin. 

Not our best and not our worst. Have a nice Friday.

Your podcast hosts are completely back and just as efficient as you'd expect. This week they tackle an exciting past week, look ahead to the fortunes of the playoff teams, and award a nice 'barrow. They manage to do it all and predict next week's matchups in about the length of one Commish's Corner.

Does my voice sound weird to anyone else? Am I dying?

Let it be known that instead of cramming for my PE Test tomorrow, I spent my night putting out this podcast.

You're welcome, degenerates.