Don't Flatter Yourself Podcast

Our post-Valentine's Day episode has us jaded AF. Selfies, being non-committal, dating shit cunts and the Do's and Don't's of dating profiles. We find out we're the dating shit cunts. Plus a bonus 10 minutes dedicated completely to the worst show in the history of TV, MAFS, we're obsessed! Mahalia and Jose play tummy sticks on a hilarious episode that goes back to the day when it was a serious podcast.

We dare you not to laugh... just kidding please laugh, Enjoy!

Happy New Years! We're celebrating 2020 by saying bye to the old and hello to a new you. Gill Mulholland stops by to have a chat with us! We open with our Christmas and the tragic fires that are ravaging our country. We are saddened by what we see but we are definitely poised to speak out on the issue.

We also talk and dissect losing close friendships. Gill talks everything Self-Love and how we can make this new year the best year EVER. Follow this awesome talent @gillianmulholland as she releases her inner badass! Mahalia and Jose's strongest episode yet. It's long but so worth listening to all the way through. #PrayingForAustralia

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals!

We can't believe it's that time of the year again but it's here so we might as well spread some holiday cheer. In this episode, we have one incredible interview with the one and only @Madalaine who's so awesome she only goes by one name. This blonde bombshell opens up about her plastic surgery, music, the 'scene' and what it means to do some adult entertainment! She's as eloquent as she is beautiful so don't dare miss this episode, plus catch up with your favorite team Mahalia, Luke and the other guy.

Well well well... look who decided to finally record an episode. 

The team is back and ready to explain why there has been such a long lay off in-between episodes. They provide you with a short clip from an episode recorded and move on to more important things. Important things like Mahalia giving it to Jose over his crassness and lack of tactfulness. The subtle changes which have come to the show and of course catch you up on how things are going. If you listen closely they probably talk about you in this episode. Stories, stories and more stories! Most likely the fastest 48 minutes you'll listen to this week. Enjoy everyone and thanks for listening!

Mental Health is always such a sensitive topic for everyone yet we're here to normalize it and bring it to our general conversation. We have our first guest of the season, Caitlin Robertson (The Anxious Diaries) and she speaks on anxiety, depression and eating disorders on this week's episode. Our team brings you up close and personal with their own raw and in-depth struggles with mental health. 

It's our longest episode yet however this topic definitely deserves the time. Jose and Mahalia also catch you up on their antics since the last episode.

Live from the Espy comes our best episode YET. We're gonna entertain the F* outta you this show. Cheating, yay or nay? Monogamy or monogam-ish? Unbelievable yet totally relatable stories about 20yr old love and of course... more anal!  We find out more about your favorite team and what they've been up to, Mahalia's weirdness, Luke's wedding and Jose's heartbreak.

BOOM, your welcome!

Season 2 is finally here!

The second season brings you up close and personal with some brand new voices... Luke on sound and our new co-host Mahalia join Jose on the show. On this episode we introduce the team and they cover dating in your 20's vs 30's, sex or no sex and breakups. Broadcasting live from the beautiful Hotel Esplanade in St Kilda, the team scratches the surface on what will be a hell of a season. Stay tuned till the end for a little special something for all our Australian listeners, Enjoy!!

GetRoman presents this week's episode, Stories of a F**k Boy.

We give you the 10 commandments that only the best F-guys & girls live by when they're playing you. From knowing your level, not staying over to the Rule of 5. Learn the signs! Plus a reflection on how living a F**k Boy life can affect someone and lead them down an uncharted path.

GetRoman presents this week's episode, Stories of a F**k Boy.

We give you the 10 commandments that only the best F-guys & girls live by when they're playing you. From knowing your level, not staying over to the Rule of 5. Learn the signs! Plus a reflection on how living a F**k Boy life can affect someone and lead them down an uncharted path.

Cheaters, sliding into the DM's and being TOO keen. This week we have an awesome guest and we get her honest view on the dating scene, candid stories and MAJOR red flags when you're dating!

Plus an announcement at the end of the show.