Cool down those tuna subs and warm up those chamomile’s cuz we’re givin’ ya longer than the Worm’s ten minutes.

We’re talkin’ Five Finger Death Punch (and when they gonna bring it), Don Jardine (and how that man brought it), and FDR (and how that man got it… meaning how he GOT polio by takin’ a ladle-sip from a communal drinkin’ tub).

“If brains were judge like Cadillacs, you’d be going around the world on roller-skates.”

#EleanROAR