Don't Get Me Started blasts us into 2022 with all the things you love  and more! On tonight's show, we look at how horrifically we missed our  goals in 2021, Alex receives a delightful late Christmas gift and we find alternative uses for slime!

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It's a Don't Get Me Started Christmas special! Live from remote  locations (thanks, Covid), Alex and Jez spread festive cheers and jeers  across the nation and around the world. We open our Christmas gifts, get  things in (and out) of the sea and unearth a doozy of an Am I The  Asshole.

Merry Christmas! Enjoy the show!

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Lots to discuss on, this, the 71st episode in the great lineage of Don't Get me Started. We discuss the utter nonsense that is freeholding in This is Happening, Thanksgiving faux-pas in Am I The Asshole and the (probably) made up story of how somebody experienced mucking, or got mucked, as a punishment rather than go to prison.

Watch Don't Get Me Started every Friday night at 9pm UK time at twitch.tv/thejezshow and twitch.tv/alwaysbechatting, or listen in podcast form. Visit thejezshow.com for more details.

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Seventy episodes in and no signs of stopping, Jez (@TheJezShow) and Alex (@AlwaysBeChatting) hit the sofas for another week of things happening, people effing up and asshole status to be determined.  

Watch Don't Get Me Started every Friday night at 9pm UK time at twitch.tv/thejezshow and twitch.tv/alwaysbechatting, or listen in podcast form. Visit thejezshow.com for more details.

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The difference is Audible... and by difference, we mean the result of subtracting one number from another, and by one number from another, we mean the subscription fee taken from your bank account. Confused? We've barely even gotten started! Join Jez (@TheJezShow) and Alex (@AlwaysBeChatting) for this, the 69th episode of Dont Get Me Started, where Alex tries futily to explain why he subscribes to Audible and gets himself some homework. Also, 69, that's funny, right?

Watch Don't Get Me Started every Friday night at 9pm UK time at twitch.tv/thejezshow and twitch.tv/alwaysbechatting, or listen in podcast form. Visit thejezshow.com for more details.

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After a crazy week of getting started about potentially fake Today I F**ked Up stories, Jez (@TheJezShow) and Alex (@AlwaysBeChatting) put some new tales to task. As one man pays the ultimate price for carnally enjoying a Riley Reid replica, two men wonder if it ever happened at all. This and all your usual favourites in This is Happening, Going Viral and Am I The Asshole?

Watch Don't Get Me Started every Friday night at 9pm UK time at twitch.tv/thejezshow and twitch.tv/alwaysbechatting, or listen in podcast form. Visit thejezshow.com for more details.

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In a top notch episode of Don't Get Me Started (well, they're all top notch but this was the... toppest?), Alex and Jez are calling out a dude who claims to have shaved his butthole... with hilarious consequences. I'd like to say the bar raised itself from buttholes but that would be a lie. 

Warning: Explicit Content, obviously

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Yet another hiatus finally comes to an end as Alex and Jez are back on the sofas at Chez Jez. Alongside a backdrop of pops and explosions, join the gents as the plot to otherthrow par...ticularly nonsense stuff. It's ranty! It's banty! Join in the fun!

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Don't Get Me Started returns to Studio A, Chatting House for the first time in what seems like an eternity. Join Jeremy (@TheJezShow) and Alex (@AlwaysBeChatting) for another round of ranty, bantyness and all your favourite segments, including the long awaited return of the Cool Wall!

Tune in live to the next DGMS on November 5th at 9pm GMT at twitch.tv/thejezshow

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Spread the word. Don't Get Me Started is back! Some say episode 64 is cursed... we say, probably. In celebration of being cursed, bring your best cursed stories and curse words to the chat and we'll really hammer it in.

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