Don't Quote Me

Don't Quote Me

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Don't Quote Me episodes

  • Quarantine Workout
    Grab your weights, roll out a mat, and try not to break a sweat while the dumb dudes work out an at-home quarantine exercise routine.
    If you have a topic for the show, find us on social media @DQMPodcast and let us know!
    31 min
  • There Will Be Love
    Trigger Warning: This episode contains mushy descriptions of love. Listener discretion is advised.
    Thanks to Jon Pernisek for the topic! Send us your topics on social media @DQMPodcast! And don't forget to like and subscribe on all your favorite platforms!
    32 min
  • Video Games
    Bust out your Nintendos, blow on those cartridges and get ready to smack the console as the dumb dudes try to level up with video games!
    Thanks to Matt Garcia for the suggestion! If you have a topic for the show, find us on social media @DQMPodcast and let us know!
    35 min
  • Big Dairy
    This week, the dumb dudes need more cowbell as they investigate the utterly shady underbelly of Big Dairy.
    Thanks to Keith Stone for this week's topic suggestion! If you have a topic for us, send it our way on social media @DQMPodcast!
    33 min
  • Escape Rooms
    How do the dumb dudes escape the world of quarantine—stuck in a room, time ticking away, wondering if they'll make out it ok? They discuss escape rooms, of course!
    Thanks to Nick Oswald for the topic suggestion! Have an idea for an upcoming podcast? Drop us a line on social media @DQMPodcast! We have nothing but time...
    31 min
  • #SponsoredContent
    The boys sold their souls in an effort to win a JD Power & Associates award.
    Extra special thanks to Keith Stone for this week's episode topic! As always, submit your topics via Facebook or Twitter (@DQMPodcast), SoundCloud or wherever books are sold.
    36 min
  • Real Life, Idiots
    With the help of special guest, Brett Knickerbocker, the boys retcon themselves, the podcast, and reality as we know it. #RLI
    As always, please like and subscribe on all your favorite platforms!
    40 min
  • Band-Aided
    The boys gripe about marathon stickers, pitch a new Purge film and finally use their stupidity for good.
    Check us out on Facebook & Twitter (@DQMPodcast)!
    30 min

About Don't Quote Me

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If the saying "we fear what we don't understand" is true, then Ethan and Todd must fear everything. Join them as they attempt to discuss topics (chosen by you!) which they never research beforehand.