Don't Read the Comments

In a desperate effort to get ahead, we recorded this episode a little while ago, and honestly don't remember what we talked about.  Possibly ferns?  Definitely food.  We do know that the episode suffered from a couple of interruptions, sorry about that.  Hopefully we covered up those joins as smoothly as possible.

Dr. Dave joins us on this week's episode.  Methods of post-coital cleaning, the world's biggest dildo, and the importance of rigorous academic debate in history are all discussed (and all are given equal weight and importance).  Towards the back half you might catch Dave's cat purring up a storm, though we did try to fix it in post (unsuccessfully if we're honest).

It's a bloody thrilling episode where we talk about potatoes for about 8 minutes.

Emma joins us on episode 10, for a deep dive into the world you didn't know you wanted; Bigfoot erotica.  The rest of the episode is painfully vanilla in comparison tbh.

We managed to show restraint up until this point, but at the nine episode mark we finally dropped the C-Bomb.  Twice.  One half of our duo also spends the first half of the episode being attacked by an inflatable mattress.

CJ and Tai spend a significant portion of the pod reminiscing about their misspent early 20s before actually getting on to the topics at hand.  Posts discussed include the much applauded activity of breaking and entering, the anxiety-inducing prospect of bed sharing, creation of jewellery from human body parts and favourite segment, Am I the @hole?

Marcus joins us for an episode that covers almost all the liquids that can come out of a human body.  Favourite segment, and definitely the name they use on Reddit, AITA features some mostly unpleasant people saying mostly unpleasant things. Finally, we discuss a posters creative method for intimacy with a JBL speaker. 

It's a surprisingly agreeable episode of Don't Read the Comments, where we establish that Labrador puppies are basic.

First time guest Lillie contributes to an episode that goes off the rails pretty much from the get-go.  Topics covered include an obviously plastic nope-rope being passed off as an exotic reptile species, 'git gud' gaming culture and our favourite segment 'Am I the Asshole' (spoiler alert; yes).  It should go without saying, but NSFW.

The wonderful and bizarre worlds of Yahoo! Answers and Reddit's Am I the Asshole? are visited for more bizarre delights.  We're introduced to the works of YouTube's very own Martin Scorsese and the podcast gold-topic of pedestrian infrastructure.  As a public service announcement, the satanic messaging on the film Trolls 2 is discussed in at some length.