We’re back!

It turns out having a kid takes up a lot of your time so we’re about 4 years late in recording a new show.  In this episode we confirm we did, in fact have a kid. And we enjoyed it so much, we’re having another one!

Also, we contemplate the name “Tree Stump” for our upcoming child.

Better late than never! We talk about our preparations, both practical and personal, for the arrival of our kid.

note: At the time of recording this episode our kid had already been born, we promise that the next episode will properly address the highly relevant event.

We’re getting close now! With less than a week left before the due date we talk about doulas, baby ownership classes, and birth plans.

Also we talk a lot about vampire babies.

Hey! We’re back! After a long hiatus we talk about how we spent our winter break. It turns out a lot of our friends have kids and we hung out with them.

Also, LEGO.

In part 2 of our series where we talk to people who had to deal with us as babies we sit down with Eileen’s parents to get some stories and much needed advice.

Also we confirm that Eileen was a much more well behaved child than Dave was.

Seeking the wisdom of elders we talk with Dave’s parents about their experience as parents, plans as grandparents, and general advice around future child ownership. We also hear a few stories about Dave being a nightmare.

Also we explain the origin of Lamaze (it’s Spanish for “the corn” and it’s designed for people who are about to pop).

Whoa-oh we’re half way there. After week 20 we talk about recent ultrasound test and how everything is coming along with this whole baby thing.

Also we discuss the possibility that our unborn child is a Russian spy.

After our unborn child’s first concert we talk about all the things your future rockstar hears while developing.

Also we talk about farts a bunch and discuss how to avoid having your kid become the bass player.

Lookin’ swole, brah! In this episode we talk about working out for two. We discuss which activities we like and which to avoid.

Plus we talk about Michelle Obama’s arms. A lot.

In this episode we hit the road, er… sky. Kinda. We talk about traveling while pregnant. As promised, here is what the Aedes mosquito (the ones that can carry Zika) looks like.

Also I get mad at jeggings for existing.