Dont Shoot the Podcast

Dont Shoot the Podcast

By Timothy Olech & Josh MelamedComedy
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Dont Shoot the Podcast episodes

  • DSTP Episode 13: It's a Christmas Miracle!

    What's this under the tree? Why its a special episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast! Just what I always wanted! Tim and Josh reunite to cure Tim of his frequent Joelmares, and travel to Victorian England just in time for Christmas day and while there they run into a familiar face...

    Join Tim and Josh and returning guest Teague Teaguesby for Christmas you'll never forget.

    (You can find more episodes of DStP at http://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episodes on Itunes where you can rate and review AND subscribe on your podcast ap. For more DStP like us on facebook at facebook.com/dontshootthepodcastand follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

    1 hr 18 min
  • DSTP Episode 12: "Interview With a Dracula"

    This week we've got a Myth or Magic themed episode that takes us back to spooky 1800s Transylvania where we try to discover the truth about the existence of vampires. Is Dracula truly an unholy creature of the night or is he just some weird albino guy who lives in a castle? Is it Von Helsing or Van Helsing? Do blessed thin mints work as well against the undead as communion wafers?

    Join Tim and Josh for dinner at Dracula's Castle but be sure to order the wooden steak with a side of garlic bread if you want to survive episode 12: "Interview With a Dracula"

    (You can find more episodes of DStP at http://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episodes on Itunes where you can rate and review AND subscribe on your podcast ap. For more DStP like us on facebook at facebook.com/dontshootthepodcastand follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

    37 min
  • DSTP Episode 11: "The Bowiesode"

    It's our special boy's special day! Today in celebration of Tim's birthday we have an adventure that's all about Tim's hero, the late great David Bowie. Join us as we voyage through the weird and wild world of the late twentieth century in pursuit of the elusive Bowie. Follow us as we track the man who fell to earth through the glitter-drenched streets of 1970s London, to a funky limestone quarry in the 1980s. Find out how to catch a Ziggy Stardust with a box, some plastic spiders and a high heel shoe. Learn what grade of tranquilizer is appropriate to chill out a space clown. Come and live out Tim's lifelong fantasy regardless of whether or not he himself gets to!

    Its the very a special Birthday Bowiesode this week on Don't Shoot the Podcast

    You can find more episodes of DStP at http://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episodes on Itunes where you can rate and review AND subscribe on your podcast ap. For more DStP like us on facebook at facebook.com/dontshootthepodcast and follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

    53 min
  • DSTP Episode 10: "Life....Finds a Way"

    Its season 2 of Don't Shoot the Podcast and we're back and better than ever! This week we crack open our Little Tyke's(TM) Genetic Engineering Kit and have the first installment of our brand new segment: "Josh's Very Informative Science and Engineering Learning Corner for Kids and Big Kids"

    When that...doesn't work out...we remember we have a time machine and decide to take a trip to that land before time, the AGE OF DINOSAURS (Cretaceous, Jurassic, one of those probably) where we create devastating butterfly effects (staring Ashton Kutcher), try to decide what the best dinosaur was, meet a very deceptive lizard, and get a serious case of Dino Fever.

    So open the door, and get on the floor for the latest episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast: "Life...Finds a Way" (Alternate title:"The Apatosaurus Effect"

    As always you can find more episodes of DStP at http://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episode on Itunes where you can rate and review it AND for more DStP like us on facebook at facebook.com/dontshootthepodcast and follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

    39 min
  • DSTP Episode 9: "A Life Day Special"

    Not very long ago in pretty much the same galaxy...

    DON'T SHOOT THE PODCAST STAR WARS

    Episode IX: A Life Day Special

    Tim and Josh had totally meant to do a Christmas style holiday special but then they both watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens and decided that all these two nerds wanted to do was talk about Star Wars. The result was a transformation of their humble improvised time-travel narrative comedy podcast into a shameless Star Wars fan cast. What better way to celebrate the grand resurgence of the beloved franchise then to celebrate a holiday featured in the franchise's most IMFAMOUS spin-off. That's right its Wookie Life Day!

    And oh yeah, this is a SPOILER HEAVY episode so maybe wait until after you've seen the new Star Wars to listen.

    (As always you can find more episodes of DStP athttp://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episode on Itunes where you can rate and review it AND for more DStP likeusonfacebook.com/dontshootthepodcast and follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

    56 min
  • Episode 8: "A Maccababy's Gotta Do..."

    Happy Hanukkah! Ok yes, Hanukkah was weeks ago and its almost the new year. Look, time travel really mixes up the ol' release dates especially around the equinox. Just think of this episode as an opportunity to keep the spirit of the Festival of Lights in your heart well into the new year! Join us as we recount the "true story" of the most popular and least important Jewish holiday, and exchange gifts for all 8 crazy nights!

    49 min
  • Episode 7: "Fuck the Jazz Age"

    Its been a cold December and the freeze has kept the podcasts from flowing but fear not for Podcast Santa has come and is delivering THREE NEW EPISODES. This is the first of three, where Tim and I take a trip to the glitter and glamour of the roaring twenties! We take the jazz age by storm and charleston our way across the world from the Big Apple to the Big Easy (and in between we spend a midnight in Paris with with a few famous faces you may have read about in the history books or see in the movie "You, Me and Dupree"). Prepare to get disenchanted and die in your own pool with this latest episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast Episode 7 "Fuck the Jazz Age"

    44 min
  • DStP Episode 6: "The King of New York"

    It's a double deuces special this week on DStP! We've got Sarah back for a second week in a row and now that the spooks and scares of October are behind us we're in a New York state of mind. We're heading back to the Big Apple in 1899 to see if we can't make an American Tail of our own. Hop aboard the elevated railway with us as we visit the side shows of Coney Island, see the grand opening of the Bronx Zoo, catch a game of bases and balls, and learn about the "real" New York from an actual disgruntled, singing Newsie!

    (Featuring a special musical guest appearance from the Rat King of the NYC sewers)

    Come jump in the ol' melting pot with Tim, Josh, and Sarah this week's episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast: "The King of New York"

    (As always you can find more episodes of DStP athttp://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episode on Itunes where you can rate and review it AND for more DStP like usonfacebook.com/dontshootthepodcast and follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

    1 hr 13 min
  • DStP Episode 5 "What's Eating Pumpkin Depp" (In the Barrel)

    What do you get when a Samsquantch and a Skeleton invite a Swearwolf on an adventure through space and time only to find that they can't use their time machine because its being haunted by all sorts of spooks and specters? You get a extra-frightacular "In the Barrel" episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast, featuring our terrifyingly special guest Sarah, just in time for Halloween! In this classic homestyle original-recipe pumkin-spice episode we're free wheelin' it about sexy Jersey Devil cakes, things without arms, the many lives of Captain Jack Sparrow, our childhood fears, our adult fears, Man: the greatest monster of them all, and R.L. Stein as played by Jack Black. Though, to be fair, we used most of the episode as an opportunity to loudly express our rage towards the city of Salem, its local businesses, and the tourists who frequent them.

    Come hear us put the Witch City on blast and much more on the spookiest episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast yet: "What's Eating Pumpkin Depp"

    1 hr 43 min

About Dont Shoot the Podcast

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Tim and Josh chat about anything and everything from the validity of ghost to who would be on their fantasy bobsled team.