Happy quarantine!! I hope you all are healthy, safe, calm, and having as much fun as possible. Also Happy Graduation! Most of you are starting your first job or whatever. This is a very exciting time for you all and you should be very proud of yourself! In the meantime, here is a trip down memories lane featuring my shady cousin Thomas. 

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Mirror Mirror on the wall, show me my imperfections so I can chop and fix them all. Also point me in the direction of a suga daddy so he can finance my plastic surgery. Lawd knows I don't have the funds. #WhereDatCheckAtGov We have a guest children and her name is Jordan. She a classy chick between the hours of 5am-7pm. Any way enjoy children!

Jordan's Instgram: @jordan_kelseyy8  

                Twitter: @jord_kelseyy

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This sucks but lets see the cup half full! Spend this time to share love and some applesauce. Keep your distance and relax with my dumb podcast. What better do you have to do for the next unknown time period. Toss me around like a rag doll and like, subscribe, and follow a bihh. IG: DTMApod This is a good time to come together over my voice. Leave a message on my Anchor.fm profile. Let me know if you would like to do an episode during this time. or whatever. IDK I'm bored and want to talk to people.

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Another Bonus and its not a check! But this one will have you crying laughing. GET IT? CRYING!!! Whatever. We have a guest children and her name is Taylor. The one from the very bad Halloween episode that was so bad it had to be taken down. Yes. That chick. Any way enjoy children! 

Taylor's Instagram: @taylorcourtney08

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Hey all you people! Hey all you people! Hey all you people wont you listen to meeeeeeeeee. Music is magic to the ear. Unlike my voice on this here podcast. Are you ready to bump and grind? I don't know what I'm doing anymore. But you can help a sista out by liking, subscribing, and following a bihh. IG: DTMApod I don't think y'all heard me last time when I asked you to share me with your friends. I like to party bro! At this point nobody is reading this. Leave a message on my Anchor.fm profile. I really want more music recommendations so let me know who you are vibing to.  

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Dear Sweet Mary Ann,

I once craved your touch like a new born calf. If only....Ops wrong copy and paste. Oh well you don't read this anyway. Obviously, I did an interview with a football player. I think its dope like a nice grill cheese sandwich. He doesn't fancy interviews but its also cute to have him on my low rating. about to be canceled, local TV broadcast show. With out a further A DO ladies and that one guy from Sears, Don't Touch My Applesauce Bonus Episode with a random football player! AKA my brother. Enjoy Children!

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MERRY NEW YEAR!!!!

I'm back with a new season and the same stupid confusion I call, my podcast. What better way to start off the year than 3 months into it? Hope you enjoyed the quiet because Its about to get mad annoying up in HUR. So chill out, grab a corona beer and listen to my voice. OH don't forget to like, subscribe, and follow a bihh. IG: @dtmapod Also share me with your friends?? I don't know. Leave a voice message on my Anchor.Fm profile. Let me know your thoughts, concerns, fill in the blank. 

SHARPTON FOR PRESIDENT YALL. I'M OUTIE. PEACE. (Name that movie)