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This week Adam and Tia discuss the remake of 1953's House of Wax... or maybe 1979's tourist Trap... or maybe the second reboot of 1962's Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, or maybe a couple of other properties.  It's... complicated.  But worth a listen, because we think the ending will surprise you. 

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Welcome to Reboot month! A whole month where we look at movies that were so iconic, so groundbreaking, so captivating that someone decades later thought they could still make a quick buck off of them! Our first film this month will be Wickerman (2006), Nick Cage's remake of the Christopher Lee 1973 classic.  Does the remake hold up? Well, you're gonna find out soon enough. 

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What happens when you get an award winning score writer, the director of Poltergeist and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, a co-writer of Aliens, and some of the best British acting talent of their generation all together for a Scifi Horror Feature based on an award winning novel?  

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On the trail of a missing girl, an ex-cop comes across a secretive group attempting to summon a terrifying supernatural entity.

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Three college girls go on a care-free vacation of drinking games, topless sunbathing, and being devoured by zombified beavers.  Adam and Tia go on a less care-free exploration of that movie, possibly also with drinking games and topless sunbathing.  I mean, it's only audio, who's gonna know? 

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Before Robocop, before Gene Simmons, and before LEVIATHAN or TOMBSTONE, George P Cosmatos directed Peter Weller and Shannon Tweed in the horrors of living in NYC and dealing with... a single rat.  Or... did he?  Adam and Tia discuss the terror of OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN, and how it might be a completely different movie than what it appears to be...

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Adam and Tia watch one of the worst horror movies ever. Literally. so you don't have to. Seriously, please don't.  It's terrible. How terrible?  Listen and find out! 

Intro/outro theme "Mortus" by Gregorio Franco.  Check out his Bandcamp page at https://gregoriofranco.bandcamp.com/

From the offices of New World Cinema, the mind of Roger Corman, and the poll of our Patrons, comes... DEEP SPACE HORROR!

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

This week Adam and Tia dive into the cult.... um, classic?... that is Troll 2.  Yes, The "Best Worst Movie" that launched a thousand (okay, one) memes. Does it live up to its hype, both good and bad?  Only one way to know for sure!  Special thanks to Patron Steel33Eye for requesting this episode.  Please visit his Twitch channel at twitch.com/steel33eye , and tell him Adam and Tia sent you.