DONT WATCH THIS FILM

Happy Easter Everyone! We wanted to give you something holiday-themed, so we dug up this rotten egg of a film.  Adam and tia sat through this one so you don't have to.  Oh, it's bad, real bad. How bad?  Listen in!

What should have been a long-running Thom Eberhardt franchise, and a star-making vehicle for Catherine Mary Stewart and Kelli Maroney, instead all but disappears from existence and gets stuck in a red-dust-filled vault for the better part of two decades.

Intro/outro theme "Mortus" by Gregorio Franco.  Check out his Bandcamp page at https://gregoriofranco.bandcamp.com/

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Karl Urban. Rosamund Pike. Deobia Oparei. Razaaq Adoti.  Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak (The director of Falling Down and Speed), and the Producers of Love & Mercy, Stardust, and Bumblebee, making a film based upon one of the longest-running horror video game franchises in existence.   HOW DO YOU MISS  ON THIS ?

Tia and Adam step into the portal to visit a Mars that never was, to a movie that maybe shouldn't have been.  Is it as bad as you remember? Is it worse?  Lock and load, Marines, it's time to find out!

Jennifer Aniston. Warwick Davis. A guy who looks like Kevin Bacon but isn't. It's 1993, when all three of these things either are or very soon will be massive draws.  Is Leprechaun (1993) a pot of gold, or is it just some fae trickery?  Adam and Tia bring you this near-thirty-year-old holiday classic, along with a bit of a split vote on it! Is the Luck of the Irish with this one?  Tune in to find out! 

Intro/outro theme "Mortus" by Gregorio Franco.  Check out his Bandcamp page at https://gregoriofranco.bandcamp.com/

What happens when a lost small-budget horror film from 1977 gets rediscovered in the beginning of the 21st century?  Well, in this case, absolutely nothing good.  Adam and Tia try to stay awake through a movie desperately trying to lull them to sleep.  How bad is it?  Listen and learn, friends!

Intro/outro theme "Mortus" by Gregorio Franco.  Check out his Bandcamp page at https://gregoriofranco.bandcamp.com/

From the distant planet of Gigax comes a film to destroy all others.  Will Adam and Tia bow down to the Archduke of Nightmares, or is PG: Psycho Goreman just another film you shouldn't watch?  Tune in to find out! 

Intro/outro theme "Mortus" by Gregorio Franco.  Check out his Bandcamp page at https://gregoriofranco.bandcamp.com/

What do you get when you mix a webisode series, a comic book, a zombie, and a shotgun in a blender? A really big mess, probably.  This week, Adam and Tia review the new cult sensation ZOMBIE WITH A SHOTGUN.  Does this film rise from the grave, or just sit and fester? Tune in to find out!

In this episode of the podcast, Adam and Tia review the kult klassic Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988).

When kosmic killer knowns kollect in the kollege town of krescent kove, kan our kreative trio keep the kaos under kontrol? Kan Adam and Tia kalmly komplete this episode?  Will my spellchecker ever be the same?    

Intro/outro theme "Mortus" by Gregorio Franco.  Check out his Bandcamp page at https://gregoriofranco.bandcamp.com/

Happy Valentine's Day, loyal listeners! For your holiday treat, Adam and Tia review the slasher classic My Bloody Valentine, just in time for the 40th anniversary of the film!  Does this horror classic of a bygone era hold up today?  Will it lead to nothing but heartbreak? Only one way to find out!

In this pilot episode for the podcast, Adam and Tia review See No Evil (2006) starring Glenn Jacobs, aka Kane. 

Does this slash its way to the top of the DWTF-O-Meter, or will it get hacked to pieces?

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