Don’t Wreck Yourself

Don’t Wreck Yourself

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Don’t Wreck Yourself episodes

  • Devil Take the Wheel: Prisma's Diner Pt.2

    Cap and Ryan scratch feverishly at the earth to dig up a couple spooky season topics before the conclusion of Prisma's Diner starring Quinn Majeski, Jess Sparks, Cap, and our hosts!


    Huge thanks to our friends!
    @MonsterHourPod
    @JessSparksNotes

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Devil Take the Wheel: Prisma's Diner Pt.1

    Cap and Ryan are letting the Devil take the wheel for all of October.


    NOTE: We're not literally consorting with any demonic forces. It's October 2024, and polls are saying it's a coin toss whether Ted Cruz gets to preside over my witch trial... so to be clear, it's just a Halloween goof. But that goof is going to transition us from the Oktoberfest Devil's Wheel into the first half of an Actual Play Table Top Roleplaying Game single shot session of Absurdia with its creator Quinn Modjeski and special guest player Jess Sparks.

     

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    And Shrimp and Crits here: https://www.patreon.com/ShrimpandCrits

    1 hr 14 min
  • Cutting Edge Gaydar Technology

    Ryan and Cap talk about the most recent episode of Drag Race Global All Stars, what they learned about the origin of drag houses. Then they move on to discuss the dated notion of Gaydar, whether it exists, and where it is taking us in the future. Then they dig into the statistics around stereotypes about gay promiscuity and attraction. If you're picking up big gay energy in this episode, your Gaydar isn't broken!

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    48 min
  • The ReTruth About Cats and Dogs

    Ryan and Cap talk about the scientific awards nobody puts on their CV before opining on the state of global drag. Then they blabber about politics and why Donald Trump is racist, and why Laura Loomer is a victim of her own schtick, and how you should definitely vote for Kamala Harris in November. Holy smokes. Don't panic. But if you do feel a sense of panic, that's okay. We're just primates, and evolution hasn't caught up to the demands of civilization. Cut yourself some slack. Be a little bit more Funky Kong, and a little bit less Cranky Kong.


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    1 hr
  • Nutty Putty Buddies

    Ryan and Cap become Nutty Putty buddies while studying a strange death in a Utah cave, then they talk about other cave related topics covering everything from limestone cenotes to ready-made man-caves. They also discuss a "new" system of government being promoted by America's number one caveman, Elon Musk.

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    43 min
  • Midwest Dangerous

    Ryan and Cap read through a bunch of Apple reviews, and discuss user feedback. Then Ryan introduces a new segment called Questionable Headlines leading to in-depth speculation about the corn sweat threatening the midwest. Then they discuss a map Ryan found detailing the search engine history of conspiracy enthusiasts around the country.

    37 min
  • 1 Great Show, and a Couple Humble 0's

    In this week's episode, Ryan quizzes Cap on previous episodes of the show. He does okay. Unfortunately due to platform limitations, we were unable to publish the quiz at the time of the episode launch. The link will be updated... soon? Finally, Cap delves into the truth behind a Reddit comment, presenting a tale of a house divided to bolster his co-host bona fides.

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    Happy 100th Episode! Holy Smokes! We made it!

    42 min
  • Beans, Beans, the Marital Fruit

    Ryan and Cap give you a leg-up on legumes, addressing a pair of Reddit inquiries at the intersection of humans and beans. Then they discuss the aftermath of beans by pondering flatulence in philosophy, politics, and the sciences. Along the way, Cap quizzes Ryan. We learn a lot about beans, a little about toots, and a lot about our own humanity.


    Find us on social media at @wreckyourpod

    On Discord at The Podcast Nexus: https://discord.gg/g863M7ZSA8


    53 min
  • Gold Medal Madness

    Cap and Ryan offer a retrospective of strange Olympic history discussing the utter chaos of early Olympic events, from the long hard, traffic clogged, rat-poisoned slogs, to the whimsical dismantling of France's signature coifed canine at the hands of a farmer's wife. Finally, they address accusations that Imane Kalif of Algeria should have been barred from competition for crimes against the patriarchy.

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    41 min
  • The Lurker in the Farthouse Gives No Quarter

    In this episode Ryan and Dr. Brad talk coinage trends, probability, and youth culture before segueing into accounts of an ancient Mesopotamian demon whose victims were always taken on the commode inflagrante delicto. Take this opportunity to learn a thing or two from Brad, who unlike virtually everyone else on this show, is an actual expert.


    Subscribe to Brad's channel, Artifactually Speaking at:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6q8GsRYTYW1zeke1erD-uA

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    45 min

About Don’t Wreck Yourself

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Don’t Wreck Yourself is a weekly podcast about finding truth on the internet. On each episode, we assess a claim wrecking the internet, answer questions nobody asked us, and say bad words.