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  • The Seattle Restaurant Wage and Tip Theft Hall of Fame

    #100: Cheating workers from their pay is a common practice at restaurants. In Seattle, a new law has helped lawyers win big settlements for wage and tip theft victims.

    A mom and pop business engaged in this sort of fraud will probably not get sued, but if your food empire gets too big get ready. Canlis, Tom Douglas, Red Robin, Zeeks Pizza, Lowell's, Great State Burger and Pagliacci have all found out. Who is gonna be next?

    PLUS: A teen was hit and killed by the Seattle monorail while doing graffiti, which brought the trolls out from the wormwood.

    Greg & Brian from Mechanical Freak join us to ask "who is this hateful annoying voice saying awful things about a dead kid? Local right wing crank Ari Hoffman, of course!"

    R.I.P. ANOM https://youtu.be/14LO6KpUqDw

    Mechanical Freak https://mechanicalfreak.website/

    31 min
  • Evicted In Seattle!

    #099: Jane was bad with money, had a partner behind on child support and had substance abuse issues. Her downward spiral through our predatory financial system ended with a stay in rehab that her insurance didn't fully cover - putting her deeper in the hole.

    42 min
  • Visiting Jimi Hendrix at Greenwood Memorial Park

    #098: We tour a cemetery and see rabbits, gated communities for the deceased and a lavish monument to Seattle guitarist Jimi Hendrix.

    PLUS: Mulletsploitation films American Movie, The Dancing Outlaw, Heavy Metal Parking Lot and Demon Lover Diary.

    34 min
  • Graffiti-Ravaged Seattle Has Burnt to the Ground: The Fantasy A Story

    #097: Fantasy A Gets a Mattress is a charming guerrilla horror comedy that, like any great art, creates an oddball mood. This celebration of postering and graffiti set in a post-apocalyptic Seattle dreamscape populated with endearing social outcasts is a triumph of no budget filmmaking.

    More info about FAGAM: https://www.drcleanproductions.com/graffiti

    14 min
  • Notorious Seattle Boozers: Duff McKagan

    #096: Friend of the pod Elaine joins us to discuss the lies in tough on crime rich guy rock star Duff McKagan's autobiography It's So Easy and Other Lies. Has the world finally had enough of Duff? Find out as we dish out the Duff love.

    See also: Notorious Seattle Boozers: Erica C. Barnett

    Notorious Seattle Junkies: Tom Hansen

    Notorious Seattle Junkies: Mark Lanegan

    40 min
  • Even Bums Get Hungry - The Chauncey Wright Story

    #095: Chauncey Wright turned his Klondike gold rush grub stake into a profitable Seattle restaurant empire despite being known to never deny a broke, hungry man a free meal. He pioneered the eight hour restaurant shift and paid his staff the same rate as they had been earning for a ten hour day. He died young, his widow Annie married a drunkard, and the Chauncey Wright Restaurants Company was taken over by Hazen J. Titus - a marketing guy from the Northern Pacific Railroad who promoted giant baked potatoes and Wright-branded fruitcakes. Annie continued to maintain the Wright restaurant in the Smith Tower - at the time the tallest building West of the Mississippi and the tallest building on the West Coast until the space Needle was completed in 1962.

    36 min
  • Giant Phallic Clam Worship: The Gooey Duck Song

    #094: The Gooey Duck Song was a regional hit inspired by the geoduck, a giant mollusk named by aboriginals for it's phallic appearance.

    ALSO: Evergreen college claimed the geoduck as it's mascot in 1971. The Gooey Duck song became a standard campfire ditty for Washington State summer camp kids. Koch brothers lackey Mike Rowe defiled a geoduck corpse on his reality TV show.

    PLUS: Obituaries for the damned! We asked Chat GPT to write farewell songs for Berlusconi, Watt and the Unabomber.

    31 min
  • Kiss and Tell: Rock Groupie Carrie Stevens

    #093: Model and actor Carrie Stevens writes about her long-term open relationship with Kiss drummer Eric Carr in Unrated: Revelations of a Rock 'n' Roll Centerfold. This unabashed autobiography fits squarely in the "rock groupie with a poor understanding of feminism" genre. If you're a really good-looking but not talented young person looking to leave small town America for a career in big city showbiz read this book first before making any decisions. Some of her sage advice: Don't drop out of school, don't join a harem and don't pose for Playboy.

    35 min
  • Seattle Punk Rock King Robert Bennett

    #093: Robert Bennett published Twisted - Seattle's first punk rock magazine, and brought the Ramones to Seattle. He owned a limousine company, became a prostitution kingpin, had his millions confiscated by the government, served time and ended up creating a successful food delivery service.

    15 min
  • Movie-ocrity: the Pretty, Dumb Films of the Pacific Northwest

    #092: A dive into Filmlandia! - David Schmader's hilarious guide to Pacific Northwest movies, including Class of 1999 (1990) - about a violent Seattle high school staffed by cyborgs, and horse bestiality art film Zoo (2007). Richard Pryor's "star-packed garbage picture" Bustin' Loose (1981) was shot in Washington State. War Games (1983) is about "a teenage computer whiz presciently located in a Seattle suburb." John Wayne played a "hippie-stomping" Seattle cop in McQ (1974).

    If you fetishize Pacific Northwest movies you'll go hard for Filmlandia!

    56 min

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