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Today’s shrapnel parade through global decay includes:

A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russia’s Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.

Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but hey—here's your daily ad for meal kits.

And Zelensky’s inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.

Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line he’ll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.

NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it all—because if Earth’s going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.

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Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

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Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.

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Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.

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Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.

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We scanned 2,700+ headlines so you didn’t have to.

Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.

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We scanned 2,700+ headlines so you didn’t have to.

Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.

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Trump and the EU did a handshake cosplay in Brussels, trading tariffs for photo ops like it’s prom season for autocrats. Meanwhile, a Michigan teen brought a blade to Walmart and democracy brought a shrug. ICE arrested a Delta pilot on the tarmac like this is Narcos: Spirit Airlines edition. Google failed to warn 10 million people about an earthquake, but don’t worry — they did show you a YouTube ad for toothpaste. And in Arkansas, a couple got murdered mid-hike while their kids watched — just another reminder that the family vacation is now a horror genre.

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Today’s feed is brought to you by 15% tariffs, failed empires, and the sharp edge of late capitalism — literally.

Trump and the EU did a handshake cosplay in Brussels, trading tariffs for photo ops like it’s prom season for autocrats. Meanwhile, a Michigan teen brought a blade to Walmart and democracy brought a shrug. ICE arrested a Delta pilot on the tarmac like this is Narcos: Spirit Airlines edition. Google failed to warn 10 million people about an earthquake, but don’t worry — they did show you a YouTube ad for toothpaste. And in Arkansas, a couple got murdered mid-hike while their kids watched — just another reminder that the family vacation is now a horror genre.

Also: Thailand and Cambodia try peace talks again, Adam Sandler refuses to quit comedy, and tech bros fantasize about ghost sex. It's a hell buffet — we just read over 2,600 articles to garnish it.

Today’s feed is brought to you by 15% tariffs, failed empires, and the sharp edge of late capitalism — literally.

Trump and the EU did a handshake cosplay in Brussels, trading tariffs for photo ops like it’s prom season for autocrats. Meanwhile, a Michigan teen brought a blade to Walmart and democracy brought a shrug. ICE arrested a Delta pilot on the tarmac like this is Narcos: Spirit Airlines edition. Google failed to warn 10 million people about an earthquake, but don’t worry — they did show you a YouTube ad for toothpaste. And in Arkansas, a couple got murdered mid-hike while their kids watched — just another reminder that the family vacation is now a horror genre.

Also: Thailand and Cambodia try peace talks again, Adam Sandler refuses to quit comedy, and tech bros fantasize about ghost sex. It's a hell buffet — we just read over 2,600 articles to garnish it.