Dorks at Disadvantage

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Hew Dankwood and Tall Robert sail Tragedy towards Broomswallow after receiving a letter from Hedrig Krain in Hawkstone. Livestock and Townsfolk are being killed, and the culprit has made it's home in the abandoned Mines. After heading below, the party find that this may not be a simple cleanup job...

"I never turn down an opportunity to save my town, and I definitely don't turn down an opportunity to swing my hammer"

~Hedrig Krain

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Horace Saltblood says he has one more job for Hew and Tall Robert: retrieve his ancestor's ring from from a cave on Mudfort Island known as Whalebone Hollow. If they are successful, he promises a parting gift. While the map is not exact, it gives a general location where Saltblood's Locker may be. Hew and TR will need luck (and some help from Jarl) to get through this one!

"You know what they say about long goodbyes... they take a long time. You better get goin'!"

~ Captain Horace Saltblood

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Join Jennifer and Austin as they talk about the incredible experience that is Gen Con! This was our first Gen Con and we came away with some great session notes, dos and don'ts, and a handful of cool stuff we can't wait to discuss!

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Hew and Tall Robert awake after an exhausting night of looting a derelict ship and dealing with a very angry Kraken. After breakfast, they find a salty old Dwarf downstairs with a proposition: A group of particularly ambitious wreckers known as Finola's Widows are working their way up the coast and creating havoc in their wake. Normally the old captain would let this slide, but they have an object that would be very dear to him in their sights. The next thing they know, Hew and TR are in the midst of a high stakes naval battle that could leave them swimming for their lives!

"I did do that, didn't I? I didn't know I could cast Magic!"

~Jarl Svenson

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Hew Dankwood and Tall Robert are transporting a wagon up the Bay of Spirits toward the town of Hawkstone. However, a strong Nor'easter changes their plans and they wind up at the Kettle and Kraken Inn, the only establishment in sight. After speaking with brothers Karl and Jarl, they find that the high winds have brought in a derelict ship close to the shoreline. The loot on board should be ripe for the taking, or so it seems...

"As for my mistake of a brother, I don't know how I'll ever be able to recover from this!"

~Karl Svenson

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Haunted by nightmares in the weeks since his visit to Broomswallow, Tall Robert summons Ethelda. The Duo decides to go back to Broomswallow to take care of unfinished business. However, when they arrive things are not as they left them. Elemental beasts known as Belkers are feeding on the smog that looms over the town and are attacking the townsfolk. Ready to eliminate the cause of the Town's problems, the pair prepare for a showdown with Baron Feston Rundle.

"The poison on the tip of my blade shall enjoy finding its way inside of you, Madam."

~Baron Feston Rundle

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Two monks, an old Elf named Ethelda and a Halfling called Tall Robert, have been summoned to the smog-choked town of Broomswallow. Carts of minerals from the mines are going missing and the duo needs to get to the bottom of who or what is causing it or else the town may draw the wrath of Baron Feston Rundle. As the group begins to learn the brief history of Broomswallow, they discover there are bigger problems than a few carts of missing gems.

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Valtos and Nix must seek the assistance of Johnathan Blackear, the blind cleric. They need to use an arcane enchantment inverter to destroy an ancient artifact bound to Lady Izael, the Demi Lich. Can they destroy the artifact before they are destroyed themselves?

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While having breakfast at the Wounded Rogue in Grimhaven, Nix receives a mysterious letter. The sender has some business to discuss over dinner, and seems to know a bit about the party's adventures. The duo return at night and meet a finely dressed Female Half-Orc named Karolin Threesilver. She sends them on an excursion to retrieve a package from a pirate vessel with no questions asked. However, Valtos and Nix find the situation is hairier than they bargained for!

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92 year-old Wizard Valtos Firesong and a young Ashborn named Nix arrive at a festival. At first, all seems normal and the townsfolk are having a great time. However, soon things begin to unravel and it is up to the pair to get to the bottom of who's behind it.