Making news... Victoria had two earthquakes, some tradies protest, a hot woman works at Aldi, the Taaliban ban cricket and Kayne brags about hooking up with a pop star.

Making news... Apple have a new iPhone, NSW might get to go outside soon, Nicki Minaj warns about swollen balls, The "TikTok guy" gets Covid, Tom Tilley buys a new pad and Kobe Bryant's daughter stuns in a magazine shoot.  

Making news... Guy Sebastian still doesn't know what he is doing, Greg Hunt leaves Pfizer on seen for two months, no booster for AstraZeneca, Georgia Love might be more racist that Erin Molan, KFC are gross and Isla Fisher uses a fake name.

Making news... Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has a doppelgänger, the child star from Two and a Half Men makes a rare public appearance, Phil Gould fires 12 Bulldogs, Erin Molan isn't as racist as Chris Lilley, triple j are ageist and case numbers are up in New South Wales.

Making news... Jeff from The Wiggles is Woke, Guy Sebastian can't make up his mind, The Rolling Stones Drummer dead at 80, Victoria records 45 new COVID-19 cases, a new hope for New South Wales and Scomo call Western Australia cavemen.

Making news... There was an illegal engagement party in Melbourne, Scarlett Johansson is knocked up, Telstra are offering workers $200 to get vaccinated, NSW is in lockdown, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle weigh in on something and a good smile will get you a good job.

Making news... The Terminator gets vaccinated, Tom Hanks' son is an anti-vaxxer, the top bogan baby names of 2021 are revealed, last night was census night in Australia, Leonardo DiCaprio loves to party and we find out Katie Price's real name.

Making news... Get vaccinated and win prizes, Bunnings Warehouse are open for business, the lockdown could linger, R Kelly is broke and fat, Andrew Cuomo might get fired by President Joe and Kyle Sandilands needs a lie detector.

Making news... The TikTok guy gets busted, Andrew O'Keefe makes a deal, Kanye West is living it up, Jules Lund regrets glory hole, there's no sex in the Olympic village and Mrs. Doubtfire has COVID-19.

Making news... Victoria have a few cases, a guy is predicting stuff on TikTok, ScoMo loses control, Hamish quits Q&A, Chris Hemsworth eats KFC and Dolly Parton poses for Playboy.