Tim and Scott talk about John Mellencamp, Tim`s constant mid life crisis, the best time is now, high school, Tim could`ve been a great quarterback, Scott`s burlesque woman, the happy birthday song, women check boxes, Budweiser and Comedy shows.

Tim and Scott talk about the Pogues, drinking headaches, the return of Fake Name Larissa, the famous leg twist magic trick, dreams, guys with beards, when another guy asks to see a picture of your girlfriend, travelling, travel vaccinations, and DMT.

Tim and Scott talk about work phones, haircuts, fine asses, dirty talk, apple orchards, cooking, spontaneous moments of love and friendships with women. 

Tim and Scott talk about lovable people, podcast audience size, the Jeff Leeson Show, realizing you're not cool, Fake Name Larissa Part 2, texting, and getting hungry like the wolf. 

Tim and Scott talk about Netflix, sleeping, being single and lonely, Fake Name Larissa, gum spitters, Scott dating advice, and first kisses. 

Tim and Scott talk about playing darts, taking a bath, Scott going all-in during poker at the casino, the 12 steps to recovery, and songs Tim doesn't know.

Tim and Scott talk about regrets they have, man caves (Tim only has a man drawer), Scott gives a dating news update, hitchhikers, Tim keeps Scott waiting, and water human rights. 

Tim and Scott talk about how motorcyclists are asking too much from everybody else, getting your girlfriend lunch, quitting smoking, how music festivals lead to arguments with your significant other, Scott breaks down his Tinder tips, and the song Drops of Jupiter. 

Tim and Scott talk about Al Green, Ibiza, going to clubs, squirting, the type of ladies that like Scott, a bad comedy show they did raising money for suicide prevention, and SnapChat.