Dot Plot Ascension

Dot Plot Ascension

By Quinn Rentz, Robert Finley, Kalena SillsComedyTV & FilmTV ReviewsImprov
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Dot Plot Ascension episodes

  • Episode 10: Ascension, At Last or, Bob's Good Baja Men Joke Revealed
    It's Ascension Day. Welcome back to Dot Plot Ascension, an anime podcast, kinda. We take a little dip into a few different shows this week, starting with dunking on the intro to Tokyo Ghoul  √A, because it sucks. Then we make light of Dusk Maiden of Amnesia, where Quinn delves into Fairy Tale lore and makes a princess a Bloodivore. Afterwards, Bob shares a SAO-centric Gunma Truth with the group. Next up, Boogiepop and Others, which awakens some kind of deep memory of anime from yesteryear. We then fall into a weird hole of Las Miserables themed MUGEN thing, it gets kinda strange there. But Dude. After that? We hit GOLD. Kalena serves up a title so PERFECT, I don't think our hosts have ever grazed so close to the sun as with Midnight Occult Civil Servants. Viewers, this is an episode for the record books. Get Ready for LEVEL 2.

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 9: IT'S LIKE METABOTS.

    It is time. To. ASCEND. Welcome back to Dot Plot Ascension you horny freaks. It's the show where Bob and Kalena watch a show with a goofy title, give that title to their beautiful idiot friend, Quinn, and have him guess the plot based on that title. He doesn't do great. But hopefully they make jokes along the way. We come in HOT. There's jokes off the top this week. Two sequences of opening music because Editing Quinn had to find a way to splice these bits nicely. 7/10 Editor Quinn. This week, we cover anime based off mobile App games and they all have colons in the title! First ascension: MercstoriA: The Apathetic Boy and The Girl in the Bottle, which may be a mis-translation. WHO KNOWS. Next up: Mr Love: Queen's Choice. This is a good ass name. Respect this name. We take a detour to review some Japanese Mascots! It's Quinn's new segment, where he finds good ass mascots from Japan and shares them with his good friends! Lastly, we build a world from Fight League: Gear Gadget Generators. It gets dark. It gets dark here a lot. ANYWAY...


    GIMP GUMP GORP

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    1 hr 40 min
  • Episode 8: Oooooh! We have a theme! or BIRD HOUSE CURED EVERY DISEASE
    BIRD. HOUSE. You'll get it. It's a joke in the late game of this episode. Welcome back to your favourite source for anime news, goofs, and crime. There's a theme for this episode, which is the letter X. Get hyped on that. We hit gin mode, and get GIN-ERGIZED. Quinn ends up so drunk that he makes some bad anime choices. We talk about The Sword Fighting guy from the University of Virginia, which is not an anime. Then, Shining Tears X Wind, which is. Following that terrible show, we hit up Butlers X Battlers. We hit a HOT GUNMA TRUTH, and a ride with the KAMEN RIDAAAAAAAA. And we exit on a new bit, it is so hard to explain, honestly, Quinn was so drunk at this ppoint, Sober Editor Quinn is like, what was this bit. It is fucking good though. Aaaaaaanyways. BIRD HOUSE FOREVER

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    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 7: Technical Difficulty, Unlimited Teeth, Bleeping C***ies, and the Return of Clown House
    Guess who got drunk and talked about anime again? We did. Quinn, Kalena, and Robert dive deep into the Chili's Baby Back Swamp of Anime and dig up Infinite Dendrogram, DRAMAtical Murder, and The Price of Smiles. We learn of a great Gunma Tragedy and a Terrible Tummy Secret. Bob steps on Quinn's jokes about a Clown House, but don't worry, they made up. Grab a Scoop of Goop and enjoy this one, these drunk idiots certainly did.

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    1 hr 14 min
  • SECRET EPISODE: PROFESSIONAL HORSE Dot Plot Revolutionary Pretty Boys

    SECRET EPISODE REPORT:


    We talk Gundam Wing, Code Geass, and Promare in this secret cut of choice bits from Episode 6, which was too long to make a single episode! It was a second FULL LENGTH bit of bits, and we ogle Beautiful Terrorist Boys in Anime. Also, PROFESSIONAL HORSE.


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    56 min
  • Episode 6: Oh, With The RED HAIR, HUH Mark? The RED Hair?
    I hope you want are ready to listen to our three hosts really discuss some good anime titles. Bob and Kalena have brought Quinn a delicious tray of tasty anime treats including Snow White With the Red Hair, a detour to a great Gunma Truth, a dip into the SF Hardboiled styles of No Guns Life, and a lingering sense that there is a bunch of stuff that Quinn cut and loaded into a second secret episode coming soon.

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    58 min
  • Episode 5: Black Metal Choral Trio Audio Hellscape and Pee Humour Extravaganza

    Sweet Jesus, y'all. It's a chaotic time. Some people say Black Lives Matter, other people are racist, and somehow there's DISCUSSION ABOUT WHO IS THE BAD GUYS. We here at Dot Plot Ascension are firmly in the camp of trying to be actively Anti-Racist. Abolish the Police. Getting that done up front.


    Anyhow, we talk about some shows, too. All centered around revolutionaries, I think. The way anime treats revolutions is odd, so we did our best! We touch on Cannon Busters, from LeSean Thomas, the only BIPOC anime studio head which beats ass. We make a bunch of pee jokes in regards to Guilty Crown, and then Cross Ange: Rondo of Angel and Dragon happens, turns out bad, and we settle into a fine glass of Shimoneta (A Boring World, Where The Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist). We have fun here. WATCH OUT FOR THE AURAL ASSAULT AT THE END, I AM NO KIDDING, THE SOUNDS ARE BAD, VERY UNGOOD SOUNDS AT THE END. Black Lives Matter, Abolish the Police.

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    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 4: Don't Stick Your Whole Arm in ANYTHING; Or, A Series of Gunma Truths
    We get in it. The whole point of this exercise is to uncover the truth, and we get close this week. So close. Like, did you know they made a Count of Monte Christo anime? I didn't, until NOW. Then, we uncover what really happens in Gunma. GUNMA TRUTHS. WE spend some time trapped in the bathroom with Toilet Bound Hanako-kun, and stay in the toilet with our last watch of Keijo! Fuck that show. GUNMA TRUTH.

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 3: Nyah-ty Cat Girl Energy
    You have no idea what we put ourselves through this week. I mean, you'll hear. Times were tough. This anime baloney jokes podcast takes a turn for the Frisky as Bob and Kalena descend into cat-girl madness, Quinn makes a promise or two he shouldn't have kept, and there's a frank discussion about the purpose of fan-service in anime. Bob and Kalena head up the Pervert Defense Club in this, our Third Offering to the Anime Gods. #notsponsoredbyfriskies

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 2: Old Man Yells at Helvetica

    Welcome to episode two.There's a lot of jokes in this episode. Just rife and lousy and littered with like, JOKES. It's a genuine gut-buster of a VERY JOKE LADEN time.


    Squid Girl is there, Neo Angelique Abyss certainly exists, EAT MAN '98 shows up, capped off with The Eighth Son? Are you Kidding Me? Unfortunately, I am not kidding you. And then, in a break of tradition, where Quinn is made to not watch anime, Bob and Kalena force our innocent, erstwhile protagonist to watch Keijo!!!


    From the desk of Quinn: "They made me watch, "Keijo!!!" which is the butt wrestling anime, and I have reservations about it. Please don't make me do this bit anymore, I hate it."

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    1 hr 12 min

About Dot Plot Ascension

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Three friends embark on the world's greatest adventure, scouring the internet for impossibly titled anime, and making jokes about how good some of them are. Your beautiful, talented, and humble hosts:…