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DecaDeuce 13? So lucky! Much spooky! We couldn't record a new episode! But don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 13! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (they run long, sure, but it's a commentary on society, man) episodes recorded over time and then plastered together into one big, brand-new but pre-recorded, regular-sized episode! Actually, it's a bit longer (you were warned): 61 Extra Strength minutes! Sometimes there're variable levels of sound quality, too, because sometimes they're mic checks and sometimes we've been drinking. Still, you should appreciate the sentiment because we do all of this for you! Without you, it wouldn't exist— thereby making you legally responsible! We've got guests, too! Melia Stockham, Shawn Franklin, and Jason Keezer!

Here's the Contents:

1) Pickleball!, or Will's Gonna Forward Roll All Over Your Ass! (1/14/23)

2) Wine for the Everyperson, or No Judgment Tailgate, or Stealth Wine (w/ Melia Stockham) (2/5/23)

3) Favorite D&D Character, or Nerd Alert! (w/ Melia Stockham) (2/5/23)

4) Beard Care Corner, or Will Accidentally Joins a Beard Bro Cult (3/5/23)

5) Beard Cult Update, or Will Didn't Read the Cult Fine Print, or Alibi Me, Brother (3/12/23)

6) What are the Teens Supposed to Do, or RIP Malls, or the Fuckwind (3/14/23)

7) D&D Cookbook, or Dearmicide, or #PieMeUpBuddy, or Bjork is Sad (4/23/23)

8) Lawrence Writers, or Nicotine is a Hell of a Drug (4/23/23)

9) We had AI write us a mini-Deuce script to prove the importance of writers in solidarity with the WGA strike. Featuring Shawn Franklin as Nelson and Jason Keezer as Will! (5/28/23)

10) This House of Noise and Drool, or Slurp Friends! (8/5/23)

Back with a regular Double Deuce episode next week!

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We both fell asleep, so it's a super rare early morning recording! The Notes: We're sleepy boys! Apparently we're morning people! Live bold, kids! A coffeemaker willing to go out on its own terms! This podcast is nothing if not a thoroughbred! A double-reverse Gilmore Girls! Venn diagrams are where statistics and geometry hold hands! Live show info (mark the 29th in pencil, not pen, yet)! We need a Beckspert (a Beck expert)! Put Kliph Scurlock in the parking lot! The pride of Japan! Kurt Russell, baby! Nelson has a serious Witcher question! An onion in their pockets at all times! You can latke your own way! Nelson likes to rub himself with gold coins! They got a bucketful of gold coins and their homeboys do to! It's not our place to coin these specific terms! The venn diagram of gold coins and rubbing! The kind of people Ed Parker knows! Talk to our lawyer!

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It was a perfect storm of back pain, snowstorm, tired, other stuff, so we're zooming. The perfect storm also affected Will's internets so there's a couple quick freezes/lags, but it's not too bad— just want to apologize for them in advance. Still, we ball! The Notes: Will's getting high on the pod soon and we have a live show soon! Stay tuned next week for more information on that stuff! Will's got a legal question he can't ask our lawyer, Spicy Beef Gaus! Nelson can law a little when the need arises! Will knows what car everybody drives, or at least he thinks he does! Will knows which of his friends wear stupid hats! Legally, Will is in the clear in re: that snow dick! Always get the phone before you tell them about the dick! Despite it all, Will sticks the landing! Druncle Funcle Willie helps his niece out with a first date! Backdoor Sports Corner! Get your goddamn hands off our football coach! Nelson doesn't know the metric system! How many stone is a chocolate cake anyway!? A man's got to have a jaunty tune! If you're trying to Double Deuce, it's either a sting or a meander!

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We're zooming again, we're sober, and we got no guest, but it's still a bonus-sized Thanksgiving feast for the ears, and Ollie is in the background for listeners with whatever the ear equivalent is of eagle-eyed. The Notes: We're a week away from a stoned, Thanksgiving episode 420, so prepare yourselves over the holiday break for that! A brief discussion on the existence of objective truth! McRib's back (watch out for your o-rings)! Jesus probably never ate a McRib! Not a lot of people know this, but Jesus was pretty religious! Keep the Christ in Chrtist! Will met the governor! The governor is like your mom! We know the nice politicians! Office garage! Will's list of enemies isn't public, but it isn't a secret— just give him a call! It's not a perfect system, but it is honest! The McRib abhors a human digestive system! The McRib is taking the first offramp it can find! The similarities between the McRib and childbirth! Nelson's cat loves ribs, while Will loves Baldur's Gate 3! Will's not getting weird with it, yet! Nelson's a one-woman witcher, while Will is a lusty witcher! You can horse race if you want to, you can leave your friends behind! Watch out for your cornhole, McRib coming! Enjoy your Thanksgivings!

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It's our second in person episode recorded in a row, we're a little drunk, we're futurepast-ing like we do sometimes, and special guest Mel Novak is back-ack-ack-ack! The Notes: Working on our night stuff! Not enough murders! Eating noodles and opening mail! Mail unboxing videos! Dick in a box unboxing videos! John Popper's Olde Fashioned Poppers! Will tells "the story" again! This is Will's therapy! Nelson defends Will's mom's honor in the worst way! 90's Lawrence retrospective! Get your bingo cards out, townies! Will's dick unboxing Only Fans!

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We're in person with a special guest, Mel Novak, holy shit! The Notes: Will knows numbers! Lawrence 90's vibes vs 20's vibes! Bottle vs box wine! The young of the old! Mel recommends the Wine Dive in downtown Lawrence! Will's unsolicited dick pics (to his mom?)! Analog dick pics! Bottles of wine make for a real California Adventure! Kurt Russell is the best wingman! Kurt Russell loves love! Blue wine will get you fucked up! Wine facts and wine passion! Two Questions with Will! So many uses for a shock collar (not just at steakhouses)! You don't need a safe word if you have a shock collar! The Australian table wines of Lawrence, Kansas! Findmydick.com, "because it happens to the worst of us." We don't stick the landing!

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Something a little different this week! In honor of autumn and the spooky season, and because time was short as hell this week for all kinds of spooky reasons, we have Will reading a spooky fall short story called The Littlest Free Library of West Lawrence! We hope you enjoy it, and we'll be back again in a recognizable way next week, you beautiful animals! We love you, and hope you eat the exact correct amount of candy that momentarily sates the festering trauma of a world gone wrong within you while not being so much that you feel any hint of guilt or shame! Oh, and Nelson does a quick intro, too, don't worry! He wasn't gruesomely murdered by the risen, razor-fingered janitor our parents horribly killed years ago for honestly, totally understandable reasons!

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We're zooming, and Nelson's computer goes crazy at the end, but we persevere as usual! NOTES: Live show coming up in a bit, details to come when we have them! Do you have an abandoned factory we can borrow!? He's got a lot of law to give! A custom song from Will for all new patreon subs this week! He's got a lot of song to give! The Usual Suspects of butt-licking! Speaking of the devil, Will went to church! Don't fill up on the body of Christ, we're going to Shakey's later! Gangsta rap and hymns are closer than you think! It ain't no fun if Jesus can't have none! Will's Revenge of the Nerds-themed confirmation! God vs street signs! Elephants, a double-edged sword! Elephants vs cars, nobody wins! Nelson's computer is freaking out and it's making him dance! Nelson's homeschool curriculum! Give us your gold and jewels! Nude dancing in room 1 after this!

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We do the zoom, come zoom with us. The Notes: This episode is for those fuckers, and for you fuckers, too! Will's grandparents hittin' it raw up in heaven! What's the refractory period in heaven? Paul Lim is the David Attenborough of Will's grandparents fucking in heaven! Jonathan Lethem is down-ish to clown-ish! Grants are a goddamn racket, bring back feudal artistic patronage! #DDComeLiveInMyCastle! Will's Top 5 I-70 facts! Rootbeer floats vs blood and fear! The protective properties of a hot sleep! The Nancy Reagan of Highways! What kind of stone is the big prairie dog golem made out of!? The required golem studies for a geology degree! Fuck clay! I-70 and it's connection to the multiverse! The secret druidic origins of I-70! Requirements of being a druid beyond Must Love Dogs! Why Nelson is banned from guest lecturing at accredited universities! Free Palestine, free Ukraine (and free the golems)!

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It was a big, long weekend, so we're zooming it. The Notes: It's ear-tussling time! Train talk! Will just wants to play as his man! Fuck them Wednesdays! Poison hotdogs! The spookiest birthday! Will's product placement for himself! Send Jaq a birthday message aka Will flirts with danger! Our fans are like the sea! Let's talk about salt! Will has a question about the desert! Speaking of cautionary tales! I WISH Elon Musk was a lizard person! Dog Report! Nelson is watching football and having complicated feelings! Will has a question about asses! Nelson won't stop twerking! Guy Fieri did nothing wrong!

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