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ZOOMING IN THE NAME OF! The Notes: Sorry to Applebee's for reminding everybody of that ill-conceived ass-related ad campaign of our youths! Lots of places have got the meats, honestly. Will commits Orbeez erasure, and Nelson is no hero either! Get your tests at Orchards and some meats at Yoder Meats! Kids, watch out for the beeping and for the trademarks! Will's Sports Corner Chiefs Wild Card Preview! Will says a lot of numbers! Pittsburgh hates children! Iceburgh the Penguin is a menace and the police are powerless to stop him! We care about the kids!

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Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee's, Amber Fraley's new novel The Bug Diary, and listeners like you! Patreon launching soon!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

Do you like reading? Sure, we all do! Then you should read Amber Fraley's debut novel, The Bug Diary, from Anamcara Press! It's a hilarious coming-of-age college romp and a mysterious ghost story rolled into one by an authentic, relentless, amazing writer who also happens to be a fan of this podcast! Available at the Raven Bookstore, anamcara-press.com, or contact Amber Fraley, Author on facebook!

Dodging them omicrons, deltacrons, and unicrons, we're back on the zoom this week! Notes: We're still in a pandemic! Dodging bullets and man there's a lot of bullets out there! Matinees suck! Pizza party dinner theatre! We hope you came for a long matinee digression cause that's what you're getting! Jaq can no longer sit by and allow Will's disregard for matinee crowds to go unchallenged! Will gets censured! We got them ads! Nelson needs some skin in the game! Nelson watched Succession and Will watched the Expanse! We both watched Boba Fett! Will's spa corner! Go to Salon Lotus for your spa days and Diagnostic Imaging Center for your MRI needs!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee's, Amber Fraley's new novel The Bug Diary, and listeners like you! Patreon launching soon!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

Do you like reading? Sure, we all do! Then you should read Amber Fraley's debut novel, The Bug Diary, from Anamcara Press! It's a hilarious coming-of-age college romp and a mysterious ghost story rolled into one by an authentic, relentless, amazing writer who also happens to be a fan of this podcast! Available at the Raven Bookstore, anamcara-press.com, or contact Amber Fraley, Author on facebook!

We're zooming cause it's cold and covidy out there. Take care of yourselves! Happy New Year! It's a double-sized New Years at the Movies episode! You're welcome. The Notes: Nelson's NPR opening! Elf drinking ages! Who would we be in the Lord of the Rings, or why Will is mad at his wife! Nelson is the bartender at the Prancing Pony and he's fine with that. Will has BGE (Big Gimli Energy)! Nobody is really Aragorn, he's an ideal. Aragorn would say he's Boromir, and anybody who says they're Aragorn is actually Boromir. Being Boromir isn't a bad thing, or Boromir done wrong! The Earrings worked! Will's friend Tom Holland! The Murgatroyd of it all! We watched movies! Nelson loved some new Spider-man! He and Will also liked the new James Bond! They both hate the new Matrix! Will demands we refer to him as Toast Daddy! Applebee's: better than the new Matrix! Sorry so long, still better than new Matrix!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee's, Amber Fraley's new novel The Bug Diary, and listeners like you! Patreon launching soon!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

Do you like reading? Sure, we all do! Then you should read Amber Fraley's debut novel, The Bug Diary, from Anamcara Press! It's a hilarious coming-of-age college romp and a mysterious ghost story rolled into one by an authentic, relentless, amazing writer who also happens to be a fan of this podcast! Available at the Raven Bookstore, anamcara-press.com, or contact Amber Fraley, Author on facebook!

Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley is back with us in the future past as we recorded this bad boy back on the 12th and today is Boxing Day! Happy Boxing Day, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, chill vibes, we love you! We may refer to this episode as number 319 but rest assured it's episode 320. 319 was our live holiday episode last week. Blame the beer and the time travel! The Notes: Do you enjoy our number antics? Please check this box! #LadyDemographics! Happy Boxing Day again! We're in the future! Courtney came here to bury capitalism, not praise it. Courtney has enough signs that say "believe," thank you! Believe vs Don't Stop Believin', who would win!? Marry, Fuck-word, Kill: Live, Laugh, Love! Will and Nelson are civilian wig experts, wigonados, if you will! Like Jesus said, "Blessed are the wigmakers!" Will's writer quality scale— 1) Marcel Proust, 2) James Joyce, 3) John Irving, 4) the Witcher Guy, 5) Dan Brown— all other writers fit somewhere within this scale! Lost in Space poop talk! Teaching our kids the poop talk family business! Happy Satanist Christmas! Happy Christmas to all them mommies!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee's, Amber Fraley's new novel The Bug Diary, and listeners like you! Patreon launching soon!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

Do you like reading? Sure, we all do! Then you should read Amber Fraley's debut novel, The Bug Diary, from Anamcara Press! It's a hilarious coming-of-age college romp and a mysterious ghost story rolled into one by an authentic, relentless, amazing writer who also happens to be a fan of this podcast! Available at the Raven Bookstore, anamcara-press.com, or contact Amber Fraley, Author on facebook!

We're in the side room at Murf's for this year's holiday show, with guests: Amber Fraley (buy her book!), Molly Scanlon, Our Waitress Cinnamon, Allison Puderbaugh, Keri Mack, and Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley! We got the audience gifts out of Will's garage and/or first marriage! The notes: Advent calendar controversy! Nelson brokers a deal between Will and progress! Disposable socks! A real bad Wednesday! #DDDoesItRight! Nelson Fantasies calendar! Light-up jacket! Will learns a lesson: a Christmas miracle! Amber's book tour continues— buy her book, The Bug Diary! Mixed opinions on Andy Richter! Nelson may or may not be skeezier than Andy Richter! Amber created quite a stir down at the library! Will's wife likes the big danglies! Oliver prefers glitterbombs! Somebody is getting extra butter for Christmas! God tried to murder us! Will's a Dust Bowl truther! Songs, arrests, a no-holds-barred bathroom experience: Applebee's is doing fine! Breakfast sandwich maker or robot centipede! Breakfast sandwich stillsuit! Dune starring a breakfast sandwich maker as Timothee Chalamet! Give your postal carrier booze as a tip and/or for the holidays! Fuck frankincense and myrrh, we got a bag of forks (and napkins)! Get a massage from Keri at Bodhi Tree (on 7th above Java Break in LFK)! DOMINOES MOTHERFUCKER! Every domino has a story! A luxury evening in Topeka! The Christmas miracles keep coming! The perfect amount of applause for what happened! Happy holidays! See you on Boxing Day!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee's, Amber Fraley's new novel The Bug Diary, and listeners like you! Patreon launching soon!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

Do you like reading? Sure, we all do! Then you should read Amber Fraley's debut novel, The Bug Diary, from Anamcara Press! It's a hilarious coming-of-age college romp and a mysterious ghost story rolled into one by an authentic, relentless, amazing writer who also happens to be a fan of this podcast! Available at the Raven Bookstore, anamcara-press.com, or contact Amber Fraley, Author on facebook!

Newly anointed Mayor of Lawrence Courtney Shipley is here! The Notes: The mind reels at the possibilities of Will guessing numbers! Will has bread questions! Will has a lot of opinions about his and Nelson's collective "jam"! #LadyDemographic! Ads for Applebee's bathrooms and the Bug Diary by Amber Fraley. Go read the Bug Diary and remember that while there are no rules inside the Applebee's bathrooms, once you exit them you face humanity's justice! No backrubs, just candy: the life of a mayor! The Topeka Zoo is why the rich hunt human beings for sport! Canada vs big, angry, grey bears, who will win? Sports Corner! Will's NBA hot tub party! Will's gonna boil his Bojan! Courtney deuces us out using all the v words! These notes may have taken a euphemistic turn that belies the true nature of the hijinks contained within! Caveat Emptor!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee's, Amber Fraley's new novel The Bug Diary, and listeners like you! Patreon launching soon!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

Do you like reading? Sure, we all do! Then you should read Amber Fraley's debut novel, The Bug Diary, from Anamcara Press! It's a hilarious coming-of-age college romp and a mysterious ghost story rolled into one by an authentic, relentless, amazing writer who also happens to be a fan of this podcast! Available at the Raven Bookstore, anamcara-press.com, or contact Amber Fraley, Author on facebook!

Zooming again because life is a weird pile of nachos, man. Starting with a Sports Corner because Nelson is watching Broncos at Chiefs while we record! The Notes: Nelson is excited because he's watching football! Will went on a writer's retreat and he had a great time! Will finished his new play and also wrote a story! Will is pigeonholing the Creepy Ron community! Buffalo Bill is a bad road trip companion! Our friend Courtney becomes mayor on Tuesday! Our influence grows! We need a mayor's office or we should make a mayor's office within a city business! Let the mayor conduct their business in and around Leeway Frank's like a mafia don, you cowards! Will wants Lawrence to be more like the Matrix! Nelson teaches Will about hard halftime show realities! Our favorite halftime shows! Applebee's is like an angry bear in your guts! Applebee's needs to realize how much we could help them if they'd only ask and pay us money. Ed Parker will let you on his Onlyfans if you dm him or use the secret hashtag in this episode! We're watching stuff: Wheel of Time, Hanna, Yellowjackets! Halftime's over!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee's, Amber Fraley's new novel The Bug Diary, and listeners like you! Patreon launching soon!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

Do you like reading? Sure, we all do! Then you should read Amber Fraley's debut novel, The Bug Diary, from Anamcara Press! It's a hilarious coming-of-age college romp and a mysterious ghost story rolled into one by an authentic, relentless, amazing writer who also happens to be a fan of this podcast! Available at the Raven Bookstore, anamcara-press.com, or contact Amber Fraley, Author on facebook!

We're zooming, which probably isn't ideal sound-wise, but we're back and we've got Ed Parker! The Notes: Ed got kicked out of the bible! Ed Parker loves unclean women! Will's love language is cheesecake! Ed wants us to eat cheesecake with him on his Only Fans! Nelson is the Stick of Literature! Nelson catches Will in an embarrassing carrot situation! Nelson invents cheesecake salad! Mark your calendars for Saturday the 18th, we're wanting to do a live show that night! Watch this space for the details! Drug parties in the library stacks! Capture the Flag in the library stacks! Only Fans Book Club! Ed's job forbids him from pretending to be a bug! We watched that Wheel of Time show, so we do 10 minutes of Wheel of Time talk! Buy Amber's book for the love of god!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee's, Amber Fraley's new novel The Bug Diary, and listeners like you! Patreon launching soon!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

Do you like reading? Sure, we all do! Then you should read Amber Fraley's debut novel, The Bug Diary, from Anamcara Press! It's a hilarious coming-of-age college romp and a mysterious ghost story rolled into one by an authentic, relentless, amazing writer who also happens to be a fan of this podcast! Available at the Raven Bookstore, anamcara-press.com, or contact Amber Fraley, Author on facebook!

AW CRUMBS! We couldn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 9! (one shy of the fabled CentenniDeuce!) Real ones know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten brand-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish, and this one really stretches the definition of the word ish, folks) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it's a bit longer: 42 Artery-Clogging Minutes! Why not more salad talk!? There're probably variable levels of sound quality, too, cause fucking… dammit! We've got guests, though! Auman & Skye!

Here's the Contents:

• Do You Remember the Pandemic? or Country Western Sister Feud (5/30/21)
• Auman Talks About UFOs, or Unassailable Alien Peens (6/13/21) (w/ Auman & Skye!)
• Auman Talks About UFOs Part 2, or Free Moon Buggy (6/13/21) (w/ Auman & Skye!)
• Will Hates a State, or Will Thinks Nelson is Worse Than Hitler (6/24/21)
• Skye's New Video Game, or Dueling Turkey Calls (7/11/21) (w/ Skye!)
• Skye's New Video Game Take 2, or So, It's a Tragedy (7/11/21) (w/ Skye!)
• Mass Effect 2 vs Mass Effect 3, or We Talk About Mass Effect for 6 Minutes (7/25/21)
• Put Tim Robinson in Everything, or The Golden Years (7/25/21)
• Will Gets His House Cleaned, or Will Betrays the Proletariat, or Will's Grandma Did NOT Walk into the Sea (8/15/21)
• Will's Gif Corner (Gifrun.com), or Win It for the Giffer, or Will's Christopher Walken Impression (8/15/21)

Back with a fresh, regulation Double Deuce jam next week!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee's, Amber Fraley's new novel The Bug Diary, and listeners like you! Patreon launching soon!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

Do you like reading? Sure, we all do! Then you should read Amber Fraley's debut novel, The Bug Diary, from Anamcara Press! It's a hilarious coming-of-age college romp and a mysterious ghost story rolled into one by an authentic, relentless, amazing writer who also happens to be a fan of this podcast! Available at the Raven Bookstore, anamcara-press.com, or contact Amber Fraley, Author on facebook!

Amber is back hanging out! The notes: Will is talking Chex Mix! Will's DMs are open for your filthiest Chex Mix erotica! Will uses butter as a sexual lubricant! Nelson is still hitting hard! Will is suspiciously dodging questions about gluten! Will is in the pocket of Big Wheat! Will is in the market for ass-to-lip balm! Will's bakery story! Nelson's DMs are open for your conspiracy theories about Will's gluten secrets! Sports Corner (from last week), go Spirit! All of our DMs are open if you want to get in on the ground floor of ass-to-lip balm! There are no rules in the Applebee's bathroom! Applebee's isn't doing shit, they're terrified of the discovery phase! This ass-to-lip balm is gonna start a Shark Tank feeding frenzy!

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Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms!

Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee's, Amber Fraley's new novel The Bug Diary, and listeners like you! Patreon launching soon!

Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!

Do you like reading? Sure, we all do! Then you should read Amber Fraley's debut novel, The Bug Diary, from Anamcara Press! It's a hilarious coming-of-age college romp and a mysterious ghost story rolled into one by an authentic, relentless, amazing writer who also happens to be a fan of this podcast! Available at the Raven Bookstore, anamcara-press.com, or contact Amber Fraley, Author on facebook!