Santa takes over for the boys on Thanksgiving and listens to voicemails, takes calls from a professional radio plugger and Your Drunk Uncle, discusses unionization of the elves, and plays surf rock and Christmas music.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Jury Duty," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining Now That's What I Call Music and Sleep. They get assigned to jury duty, meet fellow jurors, and discuss CD supremacy.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "A Case of Two Nervous People," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining System of a Down and Kaki King. They talk about their DMs, offer relationship advice to a stranger, and invite a female perspective into the conversation.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Curses Anonymous," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining classical and The Misfits. They meet other cursed people, host a ticket giveaway, and try to hire a graphic designer.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "It's Got to Be Ska Part 8," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining ska from Japan and the UK. They win a prize from Ellen Degeneres, discuss candy bar prices, and sing a song.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Fifteen Minutes of Golden Hour," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining songs about glass and flowers. They write a press release, discuss insurance fraud, and learn frog farming tips.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Skanking and Dining," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining songs they would play at a wedding. They interview a couple, discuss champagne towers, and get cursed by a witch.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Double Hearts Variety Hour Part 3," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining heart and love songs. They meet with their accountant, discuss family curses, and provide love advice.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Sellouts," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining Mitski and songs about selling out. They meet a man with a strange job, learn about his daily routine, and discuss his dreams.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Membership Drive Extravaganza," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining disco and baseball music. They install a new robot, teach him how to fundraise, and weight the pros and cons of assassinations.