Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Ugly Men," where DJ Matt Fox presents a playlist combining boogie and Bartok. He reconnects with a time traveler, learns about the future, and attempts to prevent the apocalypse.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "200 Years of Double Heads," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining blues and Sausage. They celebrate their 200th episode, interview an endless stream of guests, and play two songs.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Short People," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining hyperpop and Jefferson Starship. They interview newborns, start an accountant feud, and talk like valley girls.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "A Rat-Sized Fitzcarraldo," where DJ Matt Fox presents a playlist combining city pop and country. He summons a puppet, negotiates a ransom, and discusses Werner Herzog.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Board of Directors," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining Japanese mandolin and Half Japanese. They host their first board meeting, elect officials, and conduct important business.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Souls for Sale," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining reggae and classical. They interview a pharmacist-turned-magician, learn about fountain pens, and attempt to purchase souls.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Instant Loans," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining Memphis Soul and Spanish guitar. They apply for loans, meet a sleepy man, and discuss unicorn incarceration.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "US Geography," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining blues and country. They quiz callers, talk about comics, and air a birth announcement.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "House Arrest," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining industrial and Cajun music. They discuss recent crimes, candy brands, and couponing.

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Analog vs Digital Part 3," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining analog and digital songs. They discuss wills, investigate a chair theft, and speak to multiple Europeans.