Lindsey got her first loot crate. She also has a new crush.

We had a Double Jump outing to the fair, which caused a major feud.

You guys ready for some synthetic meat?

Pinterest is finally doing something we might actually find useful.

Jared got really excited about a new carpet cleaner.

Remember that made for TV movie about the girl who was allergic to light?

Thanks for the entries into our CONTEST- it is now CLOSED. Unlike our hearts, which are always open to you guys.

Episode 30!!! The time in our podcasts’ life where it discovers it’s going to be okay after all.

In this episode we share the entries we have so far for our incredible Summer Contest. There’s still time to enter!

Also, Jared don’t give no fucks about the royal baby.

Lindsey takes the podcast to strange and uncomfortable places.

Kirby’s Dream Collection: Special Edition on Wii for $7.99

Check out the Belated Media YouTube channel.

CALL IN AND WIN!

That’s right: The title is a spoiler! We’re having our FIRST EVER contest.

The prizes: AMAZING.

What do you have to do? Tell us your favorite thing about summer or a favorite summer memory. If you call in and leave us a voicemail you get a SUPERNOVA ENTRY into the contest.

So wait, how awesome is this again. SO FUCKING AWESOME IT HURTS.

If you want more specific details, check our dedicated page to the contest that will be live July 11th. But don’t wait until then- you can call/comment/text/FB pester us at any point and it counts.

(Yaaaay! This segment is back!)

APPS! Get ’em while they’re hot (free).

Assassin’s Creed 2 will be free- check it!

Arrested Development

House of Cards

Orange is the New Black

Under the Dome

More Stephen King shiiiittttt.

Fess Up Photo Credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kamgtr/8969344645/

We’re having a Fast and Furious watch party- join us in your own homes! Unless you’ve watched them already, which leads to our poll (at the bottom).

Things that we talk about this episode:

Will. We talk about that dude like nonstop these days.

Wicked, it’s a musical.

Superman death toll (it’s pretty outrageous).

Ellen Page is all like, hey, thanks for stealing my likeness, Last of Us.

The uncanny valley. Fuckin’ yikes.

Call in and give us your summer itinerary. Or text us what you think our sweet prize will be for our upcoming Summer Contest. Just give us attention!!! (It’s what we crave.)

Movies! What movies are you looking forward to this summer?

Man of Steel:

Now You See Me:

TV:

Top Shot All Stars:

ARROW TO THE NECK!

That robot show Lindsey was going on about.

Books:

A great book.

A horrible book.

Thanks GoodReads.

Games:

Board games you should play (if you haven’t already)

Cards Against Humanity

Munchkin

Video games for your enjoyment

The Last of Us

Say The Same Thing

Call us! We need your input on every topic imaginable (seriously).

People have opinions about the new Xbox and guess what? Most of those people are assholes. Don’t you wish you could punch them in their stupid asshole faces? I think Will does. (Thanks for calling in Will!)

Some skank ass (but bookish) ho in Australia is giving people the wrong email address (aka Lindsey’s email address) and that’s probably why she’s going to get caught having an affair. For more tips on how to have an affair, listen to Jared.

Are you watching Strip Search?? Please talk about it with us. Who do you want to win?

Beards. How do you feel about them? Itchy?

Here’s that nightmare inducing video of the baby being cut out of a pipe in China.

Sweet dreams.

Season Two starts now. Surprised?

You demanded it (maybe? I’m pretty sure you did) so here you go:

Call in and tell us what you want to hear on the next, Whatever The Fuck You Want.

That’s right, this season it’s on. Now with 100% more bullets.

Have you forsaken us, listener??

Thanks listeners Daphne and Erica for calling in.

We talked about the Olympics. Who is watching the 24-hour live stream Kobe cam?

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo || An introduction to her family (premiering tonight!)

Lindsey has always been obsessed with America’s Best Dance Crew but in this episode she goes into a full on exposition about her love/hate relationship with ABDC.

Jared learns about theCoolTV. Here’s a new favorite music video from Lindsey (featuring a crew from ABDC, will it never end?!).

Favorite Olympic moments? Your favorite music video?

Have you ever heard that you can’t lead trump in euchre?? Favorite house rules in euchre? If you’ve written an essay on your love of euchre, send it on in!

Indie Game the Movie

Degrassi

The Poreotics dance Lindsey was talking about to Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’.

DayZ is a mod for Arma 2. Here is a fun story about how it made a guy cry.

What is your favorite movie trilogy and why? Also: DeLorean or Batmobile?

Thanks to listener Daphne for this idea. However, it turns out there actually is a Titanic II. Is nothing sacred?

*Image Credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rietje/76566707/

Internet ‘speciailists’- full of crap.

Thanks for the call Blackula Jonez! We agree 100%- the internet IS full of 15 year olds who have only seen one other movie and they really want credit for watching it. It also led to discussing how a lot of the movies coming out are remakes… but we still want to see them.

More Marvel movies announced at Comic Con.

Jared has a master plan to sabotage Lindsey and frame her for crimes. He also has plans to edit everything that he’s said online about that plan… sounds like extra work.

Emma Stone, let’s talk about her voice! And hair color! Make us proud on Emma Stone Jeopardy please.

Join our obsession when it comes to Jetpack Joyride.

Ravelry neighbors- just a way of telling you that other people like free patterns?

Bon Bons giveaway on the Mochimochiland blog!