In this episode, we discuss chapters 55 (Catelyn 7) and 56 (Theon 5) from A Clash of Kings! Catelyn's chapter is rough, with her having just learned of Bran and Rickon's (fake) deaths. We try to not to be too judgy as we evaluate her decision to free Jaime Lannister.

In Theon's chapter, Asha comes to rescue his dumb a$$, but he very, very stupidly declines. What follows is a prescient, psychedelic dream that we have a fun time breaking down.

In this episode, we discuss chapters 54 and 54 - Jon VII and Tyrion XII from A Clash of Kings. Jon, Qhorin and co. realize that Jon is a skinchanger, and Qhorin hatches a plan. In Tyrion's chapter, he and Cersei have an awkward formal dinner, Cersei tortures Alayaya and Tyrion says some things that he'll regret later. Plus, more bad accents and wild speculation!

In this episode, we discuss chapters # 51 (Jon 6) and # 52 (Sansa 4) from A Clash of Kings! We meet our girl Ygritte in the Skirling Pass, everyone unloads their emotional baggage onto Sansa, and Melissa attempts her abominable cockney accent yet again.

In this episode, we discuss chapters 50 (Tyrion XI) and 51 (Theon IV.) Join us as we're reminded of why Theon is the absolute worst, and journey deeper down the rabbit hole of Tyrion's delusions about Shae. There are also some brief, but fun, interruptions by one of our husbands. You'll have to tune in to find out which one! Hooooo boy!

In this episode, we discuss chapter 48 from A Clash of Kings (aka Daenerys IV.) We provide a thorough breakdown of the visions and prophecies therein, with some of our own theories being pretty nutty. We also have a special guest this week, our friend Katrina! It's a lot of fun, and a LOT of information!

In this episode we discuss chapter # 47/ Arya IX from A Clash of Kings. Arya gets her third death from Jaqen H'ghar, and then some! We speculate on the end game of the faceless men, Jaqen's reason for being in King's Landing, and Arya's story arc.

This episode covers chapters # 45 & 46 from A Clash of Kings: Catelyn 6 and Bran 6! Both chapters are a bit of a bummer, but there's a lot to dissect and minimal burping!

In this episode, we cover Jon 5 and Tyrion 10 from A Clash of Kings! We meet Qhorin Halfhand, learn about the Frostfangs, analyze Tyrion's Madonna/ Whore complex, and gripe, just a little bit, about reality.

In this episode, we discuss two chapters from A Clash of Kings: Tyrion 9, and Davos 2. We learn that Cortnay Penrose is a badass, and Melisandre is a shadow baby factory. Turds are thrown, babies are dropped, and Melissa executes a few silent burps.

In this episode, we discuss the following two chapters from A Clash of Kings: Catelyn 5 and Daenerys 3! We also talk about our undying love for Brienne, battle tactics, sadness, Asshai, and Melissa's judgy hatred for a popular TV show.