You're probably thinking "This podcast is supposed to be about bad movies! Why are they doing Twilight?" (You are thinking correctly.) While Twilight is a cinematic masterpiece and deserves all the recognition in the world, some people (incorrect people) think it has some issues. Listen to this episode to hear some really great opinions on the greatest movie ever made.

WARNING: This movie will leave you in tears (because it's horrible)! Tune in to cry about consistent stereotyping of queer people and horrible music! You will hate this movie, guaranteed. 

This movie is full of fun 2000's nostalgia, wacky outfits, and some problematic plotlines. If you enjoy any of those things, you'll love this episode. If you don't enjoy those things, you'll still love this episode. Go throw on your old Uggs and layer an Abercrombie tee, this episode is something you won't want to miss. 

Do you like Jane Austen? Good job. We don't know who that is, but our guest sure does! Listen to this episode if you want to hear about a ridiculous Pride and Prejudice inspired movie full of horrible accents and no Colin Firth cameo (sad face). WARNING: This episode contains British accents and Jane Austen's ghost. 

If you like sharks, this movie is not for you, but Anya and Victoria loves sharks, so tune in to hear them trash this horrible movie about a demonic shark and then, as a bonus, take original movie suggestions from listeners and choose a special one to write. 

In this episode, Anya and Victoria discuss the legacy of Divergent and how it got down bad. If you loved this movie and other dystopian novels of the time period, tune in to hear them discuss how it could have been better and the ways it succeeded. 

Victoria and Anya introduce their new podcast, Down Bad So Sad, and then review the movie "Swiped," staring Noah Centineo. They also play "Noah Centineo's Tweets Madlibs." If you wanna hear Noah Centineo slander and bad frat boy impressions, this episode's for you.