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After sending advanced copies of this podcast to media journalists for advanced consideration, the overwhelming response has been "my god this is an absolutely epic tour de force, or however you spell that. the quality is so high, that im concerned that it might go mainstream and become boring if more than 30 people listen to it." We all know these media types, come on, let's stick it to the man! Share this pod with your friends in order to OWN the LIBERAL NEWS MEDIA (not in an alex jone way but in a bernie over hilary kind of way)

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In this episode we revisit the life and times of a younger Jack & Sam in their SF days for about 10 minutes. Plus, we have a dumbass cultural argument about LA vs SF nouveaux riche and reveal what might be the only college major more useless than legal studies.

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Davids Froster Wallets joins us in the studio for a deep slippy discussion of life's dankest moments. We wanna give a shout out to our incredible patreon supporters who made all this possible, and Shifty Mango Ice Cream Sandwiches, for making some really bangerz sandwiches that we are all eating hard this coming summer. The episode also includes the guy that eat a plane and Robbing Williams from Patched Adams, pasta gentleman’s enterprise, Glurmer’s Fun Busting Holiday, and more.

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You ever do decentralized yoga on a judas cradle with Jack Nickelson and Amber Heard? We finally got Sam in the room with us for a delightful conversation about a hypothetical cruise ship, plus thomas the tank engine and we do some obligatory remembering of a certain fateful day.

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what;s up trippy tingus warriors, we went on a mini hiatus becuz i got a job at fucking best buy and had to figure out how to live n shit like that. but now we're back on track in a major way, everything's free, and we're moving into a new era. on this episode we explore totally untrodden ground like cringe inspirational tiktokkers, morbius, and funk pops. as well as being broke.

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Tired of the lies and censorship of big YouTube? So are we, we left all that main-stream-tubing behind, and sought the TRUTH. Follow us as we discover the uninhibited high-IQ’d-tall-beautiful geniuses that occupy a space of freedom and speech that goes so hard. Are you a principled enough integrity-enjoyer to join us?

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A thrilling second installment of between the toobs with brendon and jack. Next episode will be a proper DTT about alternatubes, aka where you go when youtube is finally tired of your anti jab B.S.

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This one was mere necessity rather than pleasure, as we finally rip off the bandaid of the crypto bros YouTube presence. We got sorta stuck into the NFT “space”, and all the beautiful minds that keep it propped up for even stupider people to come and buy the farm. Think Herbalife but for clip art. Maybe the ass will fall out before this podcast is published, in that case, amen. 

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“I met a traveller from an antique land,

Who said—“Dual monitors and trunkless gaming chair

Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose bored and apathetic frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its AI generator well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Bored Ape, Most Boring of All Apes;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away,

And the computers screens lie cracked, 

No power to pay the demanding ethereum gas fees.”

- Mystical Goat NFT Poem Generator 

Hey toob-heads, Sam was unavailable this week due 2 some unforeseen difficulties, so Jack and I tried out something new. We didn't want to burn our next super sick deep dive topic without our boi Samyo, so we just shot the shit and chilled timbo shrubbins style, enjoy! We're considering making this a regular thing between the normal episodes, what do u think?

Topics include depression, crypto, Bob Saget

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