Downhill Fast

Downhill Fast

By Rheannon & TamaraComedy
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Downhill Fast episodes

  • Season 8 Ep 6: New Blues Harp and First Ski Weekend

    This week’s episode kicks off with Tamara opening her present of a harmonic. She does try a couple of notes, but is excited to learn more. Rheannon did some research to try and set Tamara up for success. Tamara is shocked to learn Rheannon played not one but three instruments growing up. Rheannon shares that the family fought a stomach bug and lost. It made for a rough first Christmas for the baby. Tamara has some movie recommendations, but Rheannon isn’t sure about them. Rheannon did get a phone call from Tamara about how to open a sander. Although the build went smoothly and Tamara had fun working on a craft project. Rheannon had a great first ski weekend of the season. It surprising did not go nearly as downhill fast as it could have! 

    1 hr 18 min
  • Season 8 Ep.5 Fizz-tastrophe, Hobbit Doors, and Kitchen Wars Holiday Extravaganza!

    In this hilariously belated episode of Downhill Fast Season 8, the hosts finally roll out the podcast after recovering from a Christmas-induced time warp. Rheannon's facing a hydration crisis, rejecting the mere notion of plain water like it's a villain in a superhero movie. Meanwhile, Tamara's living her best life in a cabin by the water, blissfully unaware of Rheannon's liquid woes.

    Tamara takes a dip in the freezing cold water and emerges, convinced she's just survived a stint in the real-life Blue Lagoon. On the Christmas battleground, Tamara narrates an epic saga of family warfare, where kitchen territories are marked with imaginary lines, and the oven becomes the ultimate weapon. It's a culinary clash of the titans, and only one will emerge victorious in the food battle royale.

    Rheannon, on the other hand, embarks on a quest for the mythical "hobbit door" furniture, a piece so massive it could give Hercules a hernia. The duo reminisces about the legendary hot tub fiasco, showcasing their prowess in the art of miscalculations.

    As the podcast careens into spoiler territory, Tamara and Rheannon issue a comedic warning for those brave enough to join them on this spoiler-laden rollercoaster. Tune in for a sidesplitting journey through holiday mishaps, kitchen warfare, and the quest for the elusive hobbit door on Downhill Fast!

    1 hr 10 min
  • Season 8 Ep 4. Christmas Ornament Ophan, Duolingo, Children of the Corn?

    Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs on this week's episode of Downhill Fast! Tamara kicks things off by accusing herself of unintentionally adopting a Christmas ornament orphan several years ago. The twist? She can't remember who it originally belonged to! The big question looms: should she keep it or embark on a quest to return it after all this time?

    In a parallel universe of comedic chaos, Rheannon finds herself under the looming pressure of her Duolingo app, which seems to have taken on a menacing personality. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and Rheannon hilariously spills the beans on using her wife as a secret weapon to navigate the linguistic challenges.

    But that's not all – the hosts dive into a sidesplitting collection of stories about the pint-sized comedians in their lives, proving that when it comes to downhill moments, kids take the cake. Tune in for these laugh-out-loud tales and so much more on this week's uproarious episode. It's not just funny; it's the kind of hilarity that'll have you clutching your stomach and wondering, "Can I adopt a Christmas ornament too?"

    1 hr 13 min
  • Season 8 Ep. 3 Mic Stand Mayhem, Beanie Heists, and Appliance Armageddon!

    Welcome to Downhill Fast, the podcast where chaos is our co-host, and sanity is just a distant memory. In Season 8, Episode 3, Tamara graces us with her fashionably late presence because punctuality is overrated, and tardiness is an art form she has perfected.

    Meanwhile, Rheannon, the beanie bandit, swipes a hat from the kitchen counter faster than you can say "podcast robbery." She spills the beans on her latest outdoor shed masterpiece, complete with lofts strategically designed for marital bliss—because every relationship needs its space, even if it's just a few square feet.

    But hold on, Tamara's on a mission to outdo the chaos. She's rebelling against her producer with a symphony of mic stand bumps, a rebellious act that even Beethoven would envy. And speaking of accidents, Tamara's got a tale of woe involving her family and an injury that may or may not be their fault. Happy little accidents, indeed!

    Rheannon takes the mic for a passionate rant about her mortal enemy—appliances. She'd rather send them on a cliff-diving adventure than fix them, but luckily, her wife steps in as the superhero of appliance repair, soothing Rheannon's appliance-induced rage.

    However, the producer is on the brink of violence, thanks to Rheannon's blame game for a broken washer. Will she snap, or can she find a way to channel her frustration into an epic podcast plot twist? Tune in to Downhill Fast, where loyalties are tested, beanie thievery is an art, and pushing appliances off cliffs is a valid problem-solving strategy. It's downhill from here, but who said that's a bad thing?

    1 hr 21 min
  • Season 8 Ep. 2 Culinary Capers, Christmas Tree Catastrophes, and Toddler Takeovers!

    This week's rollercoaster ride through culinary catastrophes and festive fiascos starts with Tamara unleashing a symphony of flavors from a dinner rendezvous with a past podcast guest. Brace yourselves as she spills the beans on her Christmas tree misadventure in a mega-store that left her wallet gasping for breath. Meanwhile, Rheannon shares the epic saga of her wife's Thanksgiving dish, which took a wrong turn somewhere between the kitchen and the table.

    Hold on tight as the battle of the bulge recommences with a workout challenge that's more competitive than a toddler fighting for the last cookie. Who will emerge victorious this time? Place your bets and prepare for fitness feats that might just involve more laughter than lunges.

    As the duo delves into their Spotify Wrapped playlists for 2023, it becomes clear that Rheannon's musical taste has been hijacked by a gang of musical prodigies. The children have staged a coup, and the revolution is set to a catchy beat.

    But wait, there's more! Tamara grapples with an instrument dilemma that's more perplexing than trying to fold a fitted sheet. Can she conquer the strings and keys, or will her musical aspirations hit a sour note?

    Tune in for a wild ride filled with gastronomic gaffes, holiday horror stories, and a soundtrack that proves children might just have better taste in music than adults. It's a downhill descent into chaos on this week's uproarious episode of Downhill Fast!

    1 hr 15 min
  • 🎙️ Welcome to Season 8 of Downhill Fast: Where the T-Rex Costume Struggles Are Real, But the Laughs Are Even Realer! 🦖🤣

    It's a Thanksgiving extravaganza as Tamara finally unveils her highly-anticipated T-Rex costume pic, and let's just say it's more like a dino-disappointment. But fear not, because Rheannon's amazing wife, our behind-the-scenes superhero, steps into the spotlight this week to tackle Tamara's movie-related queries—or at least tries to between the tangents.

    This episode is a rollercoaster of randomness, from workout challenges that may or may not lead to a fitness triumph (who will be crowned the ultimate champ?) to Tamara multitasking with a dinner "potpie" in the oven—spoiler alert: things got a little toasty.

    In the midst of all the chaos, volcanoes make a guest appearance because, you know, global activity is trending. And speaking of trends, the struggle is real when it comes to finding a show to watch. Do you spend more time scrolling through options or actually watching something? The eternal dilemma.

    But fear not, the dynamic duo of Rheannon and Tamara master the art of wrangling the podcast back on track, even as Tamara's dinner threatens to steal the show. And let's not forget, Rheannon's ongoing deck project is like a slow-cooked masterpiece, gradually coming together with each hammer swing and paint stroke.

    Get ready for laughs, questionable culinary choices, and a podcast that's more unpredictable than Tamara's T-Rex costume. Season 8 of Downhill Fast is here, and it's off to a blazing start—potpies, volcanoes, and all! 🚀🍗 #DownhillFastPod #Season8Shenanigans

    1 hr 17 min
  • Season 7 Finale Ep. 32-Still NO T-Rex Costume, Frozen Homes, and Wifi at Sloth Speeds

    Get ready to roll with laughter because the Season 7 finale of Downhill Fast is here! Tamara's T-Rex costume photoshoot is fashionably late, like it's on dino time. Rheannon's side of the state is experiencing a natural gas outage – winter without heat is colder than your ex's heart. Tamara's wifi is throwing it back to the dial-up days, causing more delays than a turtle in rush hour.

    Rheannon's marital advice: listen to your wife. She did and hit the jackpot. Brace yourselves for the next season's challenge – it's coming at you faster than Tamara's wifi on a good day. So, grab your T-Rex costumes, find a warm spot, and join the hilariously unpredictable downhill ride that is Downhill Fast – where life's a slope and laughter is the best sled!

    1 hr 10 min
  • Season 7 Ep. 31: The Spooky Saga of Halloween, Sickness Survival, Buffed by Personal Trainers, and a Deck Update that Could Win an Oscar

    In this week's episode of Downhill Fast, get ready for some laugh-out-loud moments as we dive into Tamara's hilarious workout fail and her failure to keep up her end of the bargain. You won't believe the epic Halloween recap where Tamara ventured back to her folks' house near a spooky forest, fearing awkward run-ins with crushes or exes. 

    But that's not all, folks! Rheannon shares the wild adventure of her family's harvest party, complete with an outdoor pizza oven and caramel apples. The catch? Her wife and kid were battling some epic sickness, and in the end, it took Rheannon down like a bowling pin!

    And brace yourselves for Tamara's personal trainer, who's all about turning leg day into a weightlifting extravaganza. We're talking dumbbells, kettlebells, and whatever else they can find to pump up those quads. And as if that's not entertaining enough, Rheannon spills the beans on her MRI tube claustrophobia, which will leave you in stitches. Lastly we get an update on the deck that Rheannon has been dedicating her heart and soul to.

    Tune in to this week's episode, and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and mishaps on Downhill Fast!

    1 hr 5 min
  • Season 7 Ep.30 Construction Projects, Canada, Topless Pool Party

    This week kicks off with an update with construction projects. 12 hour days and Rheannon is fighting the good fight of finishing a construction project. Tamara shares some updates from her trip to Canada. Meet a lot of new folks and ate a lot of good food. Tamara also shares about her trying to be a good wing-woman for her buddy. That lead a tangent about a college trip to Vegas. Let’s just say it goes downhill fast. 

    1 hr 15 min
  • Season 7 Ep.29 Workout Challenge Results, Fortune Feimster, RIP Mic Stand

    This episode kicks off with Tamara being late for video games and Rheannon’s spooky lighting. Workout challenge has officially wrapped with Tamara losing. She is making plans to break the Diet Coke fast next week, and Tamara could not be more excited. Rheannon has some critique for Tamara’s mic stand. Even with her Dad’s help the mic stand is still very unstable. Rheannon has a lot of suggestions on how to fix it, and Tamara is not having any of it! Rheannon had an awesome date night going out to dinner and then saw Fortune Feimster live. Rheannon’s daughter now has a emotional support pumpkin, and there is nothing cuter than a baby and a tiny plastic pumpkin. A pumpkin actively rolling away from a baby, what else could go downhill faster! 

    1 hr 8 min

About Downhill Fast

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This is a podcast of two friends telling stories that just might go downhill fast.