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Title: Big Tiny - Dog Vampire

Subtitle: A Vampire Story for Dog Lovers

Author: Will Bevis

Narrator: Lynn Benson

Format: Unabridged

Length: 20 mins

Language: English

Release date: 08-29-12

Publisher: Will Bevis

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 4 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

From the author of Top-100 Free for Kindle eBooks, "Killing of Train-Man Brown", "Let the Dog Drive", and "Young Turk: A Dog Story That Will Break Your Heart", and many many other shorts stories comes "Big Tiny: Dog Vampire", a vampire story for dog lovers.

The whole family was weird. But weirdest of all, was the little Yorkie. The one called "Big Tiny". His sister, Little Tiny, was normal. Meaning, that she was not a dog vampire. She was also a loyal sister. When Big Tiny found the hole in the floor of the closet and made his first of what was to become many escapes and blood runs, she didn't rat him out by barking. She was however, worried, not knowing if the blood dripping from his mouth when he returned was his or not.

It was not....

Big Tiny.

The beginning...

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Title: Dick by Law

Author: Robert T. Jeschonek

Narrator: Jeff Justus

Format: Unabridged

Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins

Language: English

Release date: 08-10-12

Publisher: Pie Press Publishing

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

What if you could have someone legally declared a dick? Simon Bellerophon does just that! When pain in the ass Horne Shaw pushes him too far, Simon sues to have him branded a dick...and wins, in the craziest court case ever. But that's just the beginning of this out-there, in-your-face comedy! When an anti-dick movement tries to stamp out all dicks, Horne leads a dick pride movement that takes the world by storm.

But the wildest action explodes in Bermuda, at the First Annual International Dicklympics. Simon tries to regain the upper hand by sabotaging the Running of the Dicks, but he and Horne fall prey to the man who craves the title of World's Biggest Dick: General Mobai. Will Simon and Horne survive the fight of their lives, or will this true dictator cut them down to size? Will Simon have to become a dick himself in order to rise from the ashes? And where does Grip, the prehistoric dog-thing come in? Hold on tight for the laugh out loud ride of your life!

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Title: Zurich (The Wire)

Author: Pearse Elliott

Narrator: Conleth Hill

Format: Unabridged

Length: 43 mins

Language: English

Release date: 08-01-12

Publisher: BBC Worldwide Limited

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Best friends Aidan and Paul make a yearly pilgrimage to catch their rock idols AC/DC on their European tour. This year Paul has chosen Zurich - and Aidan soon discovers why. The cast stars Conleth Hill as Paul and Patrick FitzSymons as Aidan, with music by Brendan Ratliff. First broadcast: BBC Radio 3, February 4, 2012.

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Title: The Four-Window Girl or, How to Make More Money Than Men

Author: Shepherd Mead

Narrator: Melanie Haynes

Format: Unabridged

Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins

Language: English

Release date: 07-12-12

Publisher: Edward Shepherd Mead Estate

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

There are two kinds of women who work, says Shepherd Mead, author of How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying and How to Get Rich in TV without Really Trying. One is the Working Girl, the handmaiden of business: She does what men tell her to do - she types, totes coffee, gripes in her cubicle. The other kind is the Career Girl: She thinks like a man, acts like a woman, and can soon end up in a four-window office making more money than anybody.

Marie Frale, new employee at American Household Products, hadn't put many carbons in backward before she got the point.

No drone, she.

It wasn't long before Marie was conniving and psychologizing her way up, up, up. This book tells the story of her dazzling rise from cubbyhole to conference room. Reading it may make you laugh, but some men will find it a sobering if not actually unnerving experience. Here is a new type of femme fatale. It isn't just her figure that gets her to the top, but the way she figures - and her way makes Machiavelli look like Whistler's mother.

Though Shepherd Mead's new novel may seem at first glance to be all for fun, women will at once perceive its down-to-earth usefulness. To the more innocent male executive we say: Read it instantly and be warned. This book is the definitive work on the Four-Window Girl. It also has some definitive things to say about love. Marie is not above losing her heart to a three-window man.

Members Reviews:

Of Its Age, But Still Humorous

If you've read Mead's "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying", or even seen the movie musical, you might expect the limitations of this humorous short novel. Women are consistently "girls", and are expected to make their way in the business world by conning and manipulating men (their bosses, mostly), or by doing all the work for which their boss takes credit.

After a wlldly funny consultation with a representative from the bank about her late husband's finances (she is confused by the differences between "savings", "income" and "loan payments"), young widow Marie Frale concludes that she needs to find work to support her young son. She lands a position at "Household", exactly the kind of huge, bustling, confusion-laden corporation Mead's narrator recommends in "How to Succeed".

And from there, she simply applies her own brand of management talent, treating most of the men she works for as if they were children to be guided, or misguided chaps that she can set on the right path.

Yes, the frequent OCR-typos were annoying, but hardly enough to slow down my reading, and the occasional New-Yorker style illustrations contributed immensely to the story. You will need to remember the age for which this story was written (the late 1950s and early 60s) to overlook the mid-20th-century cultural flavor of the tale, but still Mrs. Frale and her manipulated men are a delight to meet.

And you'll love (or maybe hate) the way she finally succeeds in becoming that ultimate success, the four-window girl!

Kind of Mad Men meets Confessions of a Shopoholic

I thoroughly enjoyed The Four Window Girl, or How to Make More Money Than a Man. Keep in mind, of course, this book was originally published in 1959 and written by a man.

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Title: George and the Elraton Gang

Author: C. J. Martin

Narrator: C. J. Martin

Format: Unabridged

Length: 22 mins

Language: English

Release date: 07-09-12

Publisher: Kotoba Books

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

George will simply not put up with a gang of terrorist rats. These rats have taken over the old Henderson's house across the street. Harnessing the power of his secret labyrinth, George wields an ultimate weapon to battle the rats. The rats will not surrender without a fight, however. Full invasion results.

Who couldn't love a story about a rat named Princess making a Churchillian speech and a nod to an ancient folk-tale?

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Title: Plight of the Toothless Vampire

Author: Steve Stillwell

Narrator: Reed McColm

Format: Unabridged

Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-13-12

Publisher: Books in Motion

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 13 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

COMEDY...SUSPENSE...HORROR...

Some of the rules of vampirism have just been rewritten.

Chester Watkins is not an ordinary person. He's a student of the old school with the tenacity of a bulldog. This cagey senior citizen funds himself plunged into an underground world where only the strong survive. Ravaged to death by a rogue vampire, this determined grandpa set out on a quest to apprehend his killer, and turn an immortal organization upside down. Unable to regenerate any teeth and looked upon with contempt by his enemies, his opposition makes the foolish mistake of underestimating his most powerful ability of all...his incredible mind.

Members Reviews:

Did not live up to the Potential for me

After seeing the title, and reading the pop up from scrolling over the book, I thought I had to read this book. The story was ok, but there are just too many leaps of faith that seem too convenient. The back story on the main character is weak and s=does not explain why he is able to make quick judgements on others and make great and trustworthy friends quickly. There is nothing in the story to explain or show why he can be so forgiving and so understanding. There are also issues of minor characters being too conveniently and easily overcome, and the villains were inconsistent in how they felt with the bodies afterwards compared to how they dealt with bodies of previous victims. One of the lessor antagonists (deputy sheriff) is distant, distracted, and unconcerned during an interview with the media about crimes in his jurisdiction, how would he achieve his current position and how would he have a chance at all of being elected sheriff with his arrogant and unconcerned attitude without a backstory explaining why he can blow off the media and still have a career. I did enjoy the story, but I think the unjustified leaps of faith that always pay off are unjustified and unexplained, and it bothers me that the main character can make no mistakes. It makes the story seem too easy and convenient.

First Audible purchase I've regretted

This is the first item I've regretted buying from Audible. I loved the idea of an elderley (rather than ancient) vampire who outsmarts those around him through his years of experience rather than supernatural power and strength. Instead, we're introduced to a horrible old man who mourns the inconvenience of his wife dying (which he was responsible for) more than her actual death, who verbally abuses people for his own amusement and who accepts the kindness of total strangers as his due since his sense of entitlement is surpassed only by his sense of superiority to the young, old, females, other races, unlucky and better off.

With an utterley unsympathetic main character, a poorly driven storyline with inexplicable lapses and leaps, I can only recommend you skip this one.

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Title: Harry Lipkin, P.I.

Author: Barry Fantoni

Narrator: William Roberts

Format: Unabridged

Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-08-12

Publisher: Audible Studios

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Meet Harry Lipkin, the world's oldest private detective: part Sam Spade, part Woody Allen, all mensch. Harry Lipkin is a tough-talking, soft-chewing, rough-around-the-edges, slow-around-the-corners private investigator who carries a .38 along with a spare set of dentures. Harry specializes in the sort of cases that cops can't be bothered with, but knows where to find good chopped liver for a fair price. He might not be the best P.I. in Miami, but at 87, he's certainly the oldest.

His latest client, Mrs. Norma Weinberger, has a problem. Someone in her home is stealing sentimental trinkets and the occasional priceless jewel from her, someone she employs, trusts, cares for, and treats like family. With the stakes so low and blood pressure that's a little too high, Harry Lipkin must figure out whodunit before the thief strikes again.

Members Reviews:

Its an OK book.

The book is so -so. It tries to be funny with Jewish humor for Miami. But it falls somewhat flat. The story is simple. Characters could be better drawn. Yet it is an easy read, light and enjoyable if one does not look for too much.

Page turner

It was a page turner. Not worth the price of purchase. Worth about half what I paid for the entertainment it provided.

Good Company If A Bit Shaggy Doggie

When you are reading a novel written in the first person, you'd better like that person or you'll be very dissatisfied. Harry Lipkin did not disappoint. At 87 he is an admirable role model for those of us over 60, maybe even over 50.

Of course it is de riguer to have as much sex and violence in today's stories as possible. But how much sex and violence can an 87 year old man get up to, unless he is psycho? So we get one decapitation and one midnight visitation, both taking place at a nice, easy pace and both told discreetly.

I enjoyed the nice, easy pace. The present world is moving much too fast, with only time enough to grab at (and often miss) whatever is zooming by that interests you, whether it is a new invention, a TV show, a website, a sentence, a latte or a grandchild. Reading this book felt restful and never boring. I enjoyed the characters and their secrets, the slow, dogged way Harry investigated and, of course, the humor. I laughed out loud a few times.

Now the downside. The big one is the ending. That's where the shaggie doggedness comes in, delivering the denoument to you so that you realize the author was not dogged enough. Surely another answer to the theft could have been found with a little extra creativity, patience and persistence! It didn't ruin the book, although I have to say that at the very first theft I knew who the thief was. It was the only thing that made sense to me, while still hoping I was wrong.

Fantoni is content, however, with being merely glib and humorous. Maybe it's his age. He doesn't seem to know that much about police procedure, having Harry leave his prints all over everything without a thought. Fantoni occasionally tries to be hard-boiled, but doesn't bring it off. There's a reason for that. "Hard-boiled" is not a way to live past the age of 50 when hopefully we've learned enough about life to realize there's more to it than toughness.

Harry is a great character and I'd read another Fantoni book about him.

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Title: For Whom The Minivan Rolls

Subtitle: Aaron Tucker Mystery, Book 1

Author: Jeffrey Cohen

Narrator: Damon Abdallah

Format: Unabridged

Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins

Language: English

Release date: 05-22-12

Publisher: Books In Motion

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 32 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Aaron Tucker isn't a detective. So he's baffled when the richest guy in his New Jersey town insists that Aaron, and Aaron alone, investigate the disappearance of his wife, who has inexplicably vanished from their home in the middle of the night. Funny, down-to-earth, lovable, and resourceful, Aaron Tucker, family man and freelance writer, reluctantly says yes, and continuously wishes he hadn't.

Members Reviews:

Funny, Great Narration, Weak Mystery

Excellent narration, which is very important in a book with a lot of humor. Best thing about the book is the humor. I definitely laughed a lot and really enjoyed our main character Aaron. He felt like a real guy and I enjoyed his imperfect but heartfelt parenting especially with his son with Asperger's. Clearly Cohen can write. I am just not sure mysteries are his genre. He tries to get around the absurdity of the plot by having his protagonist make comments about how even outrageous authors would reject this plot. Maybe Cohen should have rejected it too. But I enjoyed it enough to give the series another chance. Still, when Aaron points out that he isn't a good detective and would have not gotten anywhere unless he was sought out by both the victim and the killer, it's hard not to agree that he's in the wrong line of work. It actually seems bizarre when at the end his wife suggests he continue with the line of work. So if you read mysteries for the joy of trying to figure out a clever puzzle, this isn't for you.

Cute

Just started this series and it appears to be something I will like. Love the sense of humor and the dated references that provide a mental time stamp for me.

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Titolo: Gli Unti del Signore [The Lord's Anointed]

Autore: Andrea Malossini

Narratore: Fabio Farnè

Formato: Unabridged

Durata: 1 hr and 46 mins

Lingua: Italiano

Data di pubblicazione: 02-27-12

Editore: Area51 Publishing

Categoria: Fiction, Humor

Riepilogo Editore:

La politica come non l'avete mai sentita: i politici italiani comicamente trasfigurati in veri e propri santi, beati e cicisbei

Unti del Signore appunto. Troverete qui comiche preghiere, demenziali invocazioni e satiriche suppliche a 51 protagonisti della politica italiana: da Silvio Berlusconi a Mario Monti, da Pierluigi Bersani a Gianfranco Fini. Se non avete qualche santo in paradiso questo è l'audiolibro che fa per voi. Per una politica tutta da ridere!

Politics as you've never heard it: Italian politicians are here comically transfigured into saints, blessed and courageous... in fact the Lord's anointed. Here you will find funny prayers, zany invocations, and satirical pleas to 51 players in Italian politics: Silvio Berlusconi, Mario Monti, Pierluigi Bersani, Gianfranco Fini If you do not have a saint in heaven this is the audiobook for you - if you want to laugh!

Please note: This audiobook is in Italian.

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Title: The Stag and Hen Weekend

Author: Mike Gayle

Narrator: Thomas Judd, Jane Collingwood

Format: Unabridged

Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins

Language: English

Release date: 02-10-12

Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 2 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

For anyone who is even thinking of getting married. The Stag and Hen Weekend is the story of Phil and Helen, a couple in their 30s about to commit their lives to one another . . . that is of course if they can just manage to get through their respective stag and hen weekends (his: Amsterdam; hers: a country house and day spa in the Peak District) without falling apart. Told in the unique form of two separate stories that have common characters as well as themes and conclusion. Feisty, fun and thought provoking.

Members Reviews:

Mike does it again

Ive always loved Mike Gayles work and this book is typical of his work.

The story is as usual very easy going, and deals with normal aspects of life (in this case the ups and downs of hen / stag parties).

Saying that this book is different to many of his other works, normally his books are very male sided views on relationships etc, but this one seems to get both genders equally, i suspect that he may have had help from female friends.

The book starts of on the stag night and approx half way though steps back in time then goes to the hen night.

This book though sadly didnt have the humor (very british humor) in the quantities as his other works but was still very enjoyable.

The readers of this book were very good, both the readers done very passable accents for the required people.

Mike Gayle is in my mind a Male Helen Fielding (Bridget Jones) - if you like her sort of books you will love Mikes books, I just wish his best book Mr Commitment was released in unabridged audio.

Funny light hearted

What made the experience of listening to The Stag and Hen Weekend the most enjoyable?

I enjoyed the two readers really present to listen to

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Stag and Hen Weekend?

The two story's in one

Have you listened to any of Thomas Judd and Jane Collingwood s other performances? How does this one compare?

No but would listen to him again

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

It was a book that covered normal friendships and normal relationships I think everyone will relate and but moved by something in the book.